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by: Grey
“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]
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by: Dan Pants
The Japanese takeover of Texas continues! Houston Astros starting pitcher slash import slash heartthrob Tatsuya Imai turned in his best start of the year Friday night, going six innings, allowing just three earned runs and striking out eleven for his fourth win of the year. Imai let you finish, Kanye, Imai also tell you I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Saw Jose Ramirez‘s injury and thought to myself, “Yeah, JoRam gets injured and comes back in roughly 24 hours.” Well, yeah, no, I was wrong. Yeah, no. It happens. Sometimes I “Yeah, no.” Jose Ramirez has a broken hamate bone. I still think every pitcher should have Tommy John before taking the mound for the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What a dumb park the A’s and Brewers played in last night. And I loved it. Until we have baseball on the moon, this is the best we’re gonna have. What are they thinking that they’re moving this team to Vegas? It’s so crazy, I love it so much. You thought Bing Bong Stadium in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings, Razzball! Summer is upon us, and that means we are going to see even more home runs! Depending on which categories you may need to win your matchup, this could be beneficial when finding a steaky power hitter on the wire, but can really limit streaming pitcher […]
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Fantasy Baseball Overlord mainlines O. Henry stories, huh? It’s like, “Here ya go, you peasant,” the Fantasy Baseball Overlord says, “I will give you Edwin Arroyo.” We collapse and genuflect towards the almighty. Then the FBO adds, “And I will take Elly De La Cruz. Bye-bye, suckers!” NOOOOOOOO!!! Not like this! But it’s too late, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s June first! And I see a lot of sun out there! It’s almost that time to step back and assess our fantasy baseball squads to see what we need to shake up before summer arrives. But speaking of seeing the sun, it’s been one heck of a ride for the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzballers, welcome back to another week of two-start pitcher rankings! Let’s get right to it! Submitting this article a little later than normal this week to avoid last week’s issues. Typically, the Two-Start article is written on Friday, reviewed Saturday evening, and goes live Sunday afternoon. In that time last week, there were clearly some […]
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Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s fitting that some of us are celebrating Memorial Day today, seeing as I can remember when Gerrit Cole was healthy and dealing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. Wait, what? Is this photo from 2023? Is it from last week’s start? You’re saying Gerrit Cole IS healthy and STILL chucking 98 MPH fastballs?! Yankee […]
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