Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, I wanted to go in a different direction this week after running with two old music references in the last couple of weeks. But, alas, things lined up a bit too perfectly for this one. Is it too late to say sorry? Maybe. “Yeah, is it too late now to […]
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Elmer Rodriguez
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Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.64. Y’all have to be of a certain vintage to get the full scope of this one, but like Kim Carnes once sang, “Who’s This Buddy Davis, Guy?” Well, I found an old graphic of us Canadians up here […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hear Framber Valdez and I think of the Exxon Valdez, and, boy, I wish they never let his ass out of the Strait of Hormuz. Framber Valdez went 3 IP, 7 ER, ERA at 4.57, and, serious question, is he hanging out with Luzardo? What’s with the normal start, normal start, normal start, normal […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
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Razzballers, let’s get ready for another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! We will call this week the Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object… aka my featured pitchers jinx vs ace pitchers that week. This week, we will feature Jose Soriano, whom I doubted early this season, and nicknamed Sorryano. Jose currently has a 0.84ERA (insane) […]
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This is my first season writing these waiver wire articles, and I love it. As someone who plays in dozens of leagues, this helps me just as much as it helps you guys. Deep diving the waiver wire a few days before the next week commences really puts me ahead of the field, and it’s […]
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In our 137th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer discuss the omnibus of MLB firings, promotions, and injuries over the last week before analyzing some prospects outside of The Itch‘s preseason Top 100 that are off to booming starts. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yankees OF Jasson Dominguez was slashing .326/.415/.478 with three home runs and eight stolen bases through 24 Triple-A games when the Bombers recalled him to replace the injured Giancarlo Stanton. This marks the fourth straight season Dominguez has spent time with the major league club, and he’s still just 23 years old. His strikeout rate was all the way down to 15.1 percent alongside a 12.3 percent walk rate. Maybe it won’t ever happen for the Martian, but this feels like a good opportunity for him to break out.
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Yankees Hoping El-Rod’s The Master Of Leveling Up
April 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Commentsby: Grey
Elmer Rodriguez will be called up by the Yankees to start on Wednesday, as their rotation gets reshuffled, likely anticipating the return of Carlos Rodon. I believe the Yankees are doing the right thing calling up Elmer to offset the severe lack of Uncle Elmer in the Hogan doc on Netflix. Uncle Elmer drank raw […]
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Prospect News: Top 75 For 2026 Dynasty Fantasy Baseball
February 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects, Featured | 18 Commentsby: The Itch
51. Astros RHP Tatsuya Imai | 27 | NPB | 2026
Imai has been dominant in Japan since 2022 when he was 24 years old with a 2.04 ERA and 1.11 WHIP. 2025 was his best season yet. He recorded a 1.92 ERA and 0.89 WHIP, representing a big leap forward in command. His walk rate of 2.5 per nine innings was a full walk better than his previous career-best mark of 3.6. Imai generates these results on the back of a fastball-slider combination against righties with a splitter against lefties. Houston’s still having a lot of success with pitchers, and I’m betting that continues with Imai. You can move him up this list in deeper leagues or win-now windows.
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