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by: Grey
Tigers vs. Guards was a match to elicits the tingles and it did not disappoint. I pulled up a loveseat that is in the shape of a giant Hamburger Helper Hand that grasps my buttocks like it’s your creepy uncle. First, it was Tarik Skubal, who went 6 IP, 1 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks, […]
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Giants lied to us. They said they weren’t calling up Bryce Eldridge (0-for-3) this year. Just thought about the Lilliputian who read, “Giants lied to us,” stopped reading and started running through town, screaming bloody murder. Come back, wee friends! I’m talking about the San Francisco Giants! One Lilliputian who was planning on visiting San […]
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Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]
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I kinda like the searching I have to do now to make sense of a pitching line. It’s like: “Ooh, Cade Horton is through five innings and he’s got a no hitter with only one walk and six Ks (or 5 IP, 0 ER, 0 hits, 1 walk, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.78). He’s managed […]
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If you blink at Matt Wallner‘s stats, you can see how he could be a perennial 30+ homer guy hitting .250+. Not a hard blink either, but a fast, something-in-your-eye flutter. If you blink super fast, you see ATT. If you blink super, super fast, you see TWA. Lots of old brands. Don’t see Wetzel’s […]
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Was seeing how many Zimas I could drink while while on vacation with my mom while telling her it was sparkling seltzer. That was what I was doing when I was 22. On the other hand, Junior Caminero (4-for-5, 4 runs, 3 RBIs) hit a double slam (38, 39) and legs (7), 3rd and 4th […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We all know about DrivelineAnon, the conspiracy theory that the Dodgers pay scouts to give their prospects better grades so they can trade them for better pieces. Well, as I was perusing 4Chan for conspiracy theories, I found one that might be applicable here. It’s like QAnon, but it’s ReinsdorfAnon. It’s where White Sox prospects […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?My first article back from the break did a great job with the pitchers, but a disappointing performance from the hitters. That’s naturally the more likely outcome when examining streamers because it’s much easier to predict the arms than the bats. What makes it even easier is that we have some of the worst lineups […]
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Philadelphia Phillies is such a funny name. It’s like the California Calis or the New York Yorkies. How’d that get through 150 years of name changes to get to us? ACKSUALLY, I wonder if it’s because it’s such an old name it’s how it’s here. The name is from 1883, and back then people would […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is my mea culpa on Chris Sale (8 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 6 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 2.52). I said to avoid him and I blew it like I was Scott Blewett. Why was Sale left in to throw 116 pitches yesterday? That I don’t know, but my guess is Brian Snitker stopped […]
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Beaten and bruised, the Rockies entered Washington. They just saw their best friend, the great Apollo Creed, die because Bud Black didn’t throw the towel fast enough. Instead, he threw a lineup card with their best hitter in the 9-hole and their 2nd best hitter on the bench, but that’s another story. The odds, as […]
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Here’s what I wrote in November of last year, “Went back and searched my posts for every mention of the word “sleeper” until the All-Star Break. So, if I said, “(player’s name) was going to be a 2025 fantasy baseball sleeper,” I made note of it with a slash. By the time I was done, […]
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