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Freeland Of The Kyle

by: Dan Pants

Colorado Rockies starting pitcher—wait, what? Seriously? Well, alright then, let’s do this! Colorado Rockies starting pitcher slash heartthrob Kyle Freeland shut down the San Diego Padres for eight dominant innings, allowing just two hits and striking out ten for his fourth win of the year. Coors is a Freeland now! Denverites rejoice! The southpaw, who […]

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Mets Obey Their Thirst For Rookie Pitchers And Grab A Sproat

by: Grey

Mets’ conveyor belt of young impressive arms wraps around the world at the Equator, then loops up over South America like two suspenders and the head, Jeremy Hefner, is Canada, and the crotch area is whatever David Peterson’s done the last month and the armpits in New Jersey and Los Angeles (my two homes, aw, […]

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Gambling On September Callups Brought To You By Kenny Rogers’ Rosters

September 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 187 Comments

by: Grey

I’m not one to yearn for the long-gone, halcyon days, waning nostalgic for the old stuff. Faster games are nice, I like the pitch clock and I don’t miss watching pitchers hit. 40-man rosters though? Ah, the salad days. Back in the day (2019), rosters would turn from a soda can to a Foster’s. We’d […]

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Reds Bringing Potato Sal Kid To The Labor Day BBQ

August 31, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 178 Comments

by: Grey

A creepy guy in a long trench coat, “Hey, wanna see something?” He flashes open his coat and inside the coat is dozens of corner infielders. That’s the Reds. They are the horniest anyone’s ever been for a corner infielder. Honestly, I didn’t even know that was a fetish, but I am not here to […]

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Mets Slip Some Tong Into Rotation

August 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 119 Comments

by: Grey

Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]

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Super Cal Afragalistic, Expialadoshes The Single Season Catcher HR Record

August 24, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 203 Comments

by: Grey

Mariners play in an awful stadium. Catchers don’t hit for power–[suddenly something blocks the sun] Is that an eclipse? My “Is There An Eclipse Happening Right Now Or Am I Standing In A Shadow” app says there’s no eclipse but I’m also on a treeless street. Nowhere a house. There’s no shadows here! What on […]

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I’m Gonna Swing From The (Bubba) Chandelier

August 23, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 37 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Saturday, Razzball faithful! It was an evening of excitement, mixed with a bit of bated breath as the most patient fantasy managers in the universe (aka the ones that stashed Bubba Chandler for longer than most of us did) finally got to experience the sweetness of the fruit of self-control that had been rotting […]

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Wasn’t Just Blaze Who Touched The Sky

August 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 200 Comments

by: Grey

I was gonna make this about just Blaze Alexander (1-for-4, 3rd homer), but I wrote Just Blaze and started listening to Jay Z songs for 45 minutes. Now if you can’t respect that, your whole perspective is whack, maybe you’ll love me when I fade to black. This was Blaze’s 2nd homer this week, and […]

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Reds Can’t Spell Noelvi Without Love

August 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Comments

by: Grey

Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]

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Colson Montgomery: Up-And-Coming Dynasty Player

August 8, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Keepers, Keeper Leagues | 1 Comment

by: Jakkers

Welcome back, my friends. It seems I just wrote about a player yesterday, not last week!

After diving into the dynasty value of some catchers the past few weeks, I am heading back into the field of play and taking a look at Chicago White Sox shortstop Colson Montgomery.

He made his MLB debut on July 4, and over the last month plus a few days, he has been showing why he is an up-and-coming dynasty player.

Without further adieu, I present Colson Montgomery.

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Buy Some Add Time On The Wetherholt Channel

August 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 175 Comments

by: Grey

As you might’ve heard on our last podcast, August 15th is the target date for when teams can call up prospects and have just the right amount of service time manipulation. The Goldilocks of service time manipulation. See, prospects cannot exceed 45 days in the majors and be eligible for the Rookie of the Year […]

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Keaschall’s Back And Luking Good

August 5, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 172 Comments

by: Grey

Since Luke Keaschall (2-for-4, 3 RBIs and his 1st homer) has been out for most of the season, let’s do a refresher. If you’re in the south, his name is Keasch’all. In the north, it’s “Pop.” In Minnesota, it’s Minne-Soda. In the Mid-Atlantic, it’s Soder. In Philly, it’s Darin Ruf. In Jersey, it’s Darin Roof. […]

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