On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to join Grey in inviting the pod’s fourth (?) guest of all time, Charles Star aka Senator Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) of the No Homework podcast, to crack jokes and discuss implications of Mark Walter’s troubles on the Dodgers. Then, Mike […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 21: Kings Of Queens
August 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tim Tawa sounds like an NFL QB, doesn’t he? “Steps back to pass, and the wide flank is janky, needs to look back inside, and the tight end is loose! Oh my God, he’s a loose tight end! Oh God, this is gorgeous! Tim Tawa’s flanking no more! He’s loosening a tight end! Must’ve been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 20: Devin Wontiams
August 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 20 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
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We rarely showcase one team so much in any given article, but we love the Giants this week. There are numerous reasons for that, and it should be interesting to see how this rebuilt team looks in such a favorable week. They actually have my second-favorite matchups of any team, with the Rangers looking like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There were nearly 50 trades at last week’s deadline, so the waiver wire is stacked with goodies. What’s also fascinating is that we have dozens of players coming off the IL over the next few weeks because many of these teams are trying to make one final playoff push. I know many of you are […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 19: Deadline Day Fallout
August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 22 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 19 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
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Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)
July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Commentsby: Grey
The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!
July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime
July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 9: Ladies Love Cool Rich
May 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 9 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]
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