ChatGPT, please explain to me Zack Gelof‘s fantasy value. “Naturally, Grey, here’s what Grey Albright of Razzball says–” Um, ChatGPT, “I am Grey Albright of Razzball.” “Of course! That is a great distinction! Zack Gelof’s fantasy value is solid power and speed but will hurt you in average. You’re going to want hitters in Bing […]
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Andres Gimenez
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I call him, Insane Bolte. BOOM! The pun boom reverberates through the home, and the walls shake. I brace myself in the BarcaLounger where I sit. After a few moments, the pun rattle calms, then a scream from the kitchen, Cougs yells, “Aftershock!” I grab the arms of the BarcaLounger, the pun boom is coming […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Reid Detmers (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.18) pitched a gem vs. the Yanks. One small aside. One tiny note on that. One teensy, weensy assist that he received from Aaron Boone betting against the Yankees on Polymarket. I mean, I can only guess, since he benched […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy weekend, Razzball faithful! No matter how excited you are for the long weekend, I bet I can find someone who was a heck of a lot happier yesterday… Ted is only four years younger than Konnor Griffin — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T16:39:39.317Z Ok, so I’ll admit this was supposed to be a video of Griffin […]
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Tim McLeod, he of Tout Wars and many Fantasy Baseball conferences, as well as the wonderful Fantasy Baseball 361 podcast, has a terrific axiom. “I do not touch my team until mid may.” He trusts his draft. He ignores way too early results. But you, my dear reader, may have taken Caleb Durbin or Luke […]
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The Lance Slide Brings Sawx Down
March 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 323 Commentsby: Grey
Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]
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Gausman Brings The Gas, Man
March 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Notes | 34 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Whoa! Guess who’s back for some Friday night recap action! Yeppers, it’s your favorite Top 100 Starting Pitchers writer spending the weekend at Razzball HQ punching up a list full of arms, a rundown of hockey games, AND penning our FIRST Friday night recap of the MLB regular season! Could the evil demons from Apple […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You are preparing for your fantasy draft, as we all are. And you might be thinking, who is going to tell me where to take 2nd basemen? Well, fear not, because I, Enrico Palazzo, will be telling you all year long how your middle infield should look. You may also be asking, who the hell […]
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One Man’s Trash: Andale, Andrés!
March 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, One Man's Trash | 6 Commentsby: Son
Few things in this simulation are linear – lasers, time, SAT answers, and the display of an EKG machine at death. But time isn’t truly linear due to Daylight Savings, although time is a man-made construct. Aiya. My head hurts. In baseball, from 1990 to 2004, Barry Bonds is likely the closest thing we fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Shortstops for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
January 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 62 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2026 fantasy baseball are Daddy Warbucks and all of you are greedy Little Orphan Annies with your hands out wanting more, more, more. That’s all right, due to a high-yield savings account in the British Virgin Islands that he hasn’t paid taxes on for twenty years, Warbucks has plenty to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 2nd Basemen for 2026 Fantasy Baseball
January 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 69 Commentsby: Grey
One super quick word about the top 20 2nd basemen for 2026 fantasy baseball and all the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, each ranking appears insanely long and it is, but I imagine in a lot of leagues guys won’t have eligibility, because I’m using the extremely lax Yahoo position eligibility (five games started). Without further […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Lord Byron And Duke Schneider Lead Power Barrage In Toronto
August 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 146 Commentsby: Grey
I made char sui pork recently. Was very good, easy too! Slather a bunch of stuff on the pork belly, roast it for five hours and slob-down on the oink. Nah’mean? That feeling I had when I was slob-downing on the oink that was what it was like having so many of these Jays/Twins hitters! […]
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