San Francisco Giants outfielder slash heartthrob slash kpop superstar Jung Hoo Lee showed the Bronx how Lee-git he is Friday night with a 3-run bomb off Marcus Stroman in the first inning that looked a little something like this. Hoo Lee moly! Jung Hoo dat? The home run was his first of the season, and […]
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Andre Pallante
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I’m going to walk into my house of worship (Taco Bell) and get on my knees (into a booth with a chalupa) and ask the Big Man Upstairs to send me a sign on whether or not Triston Casas can be trusted next year. I don’t want an obvious sign (upset stomach after eating said […]
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Pitt’s Up To You Nick Yorke, Nick Yorke
September 16, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 78 Commentsby: Grey
I wanna wake up in the city that doesn’t sleep! Sorry, was singing off the title. So, Nick Yorke (0-for-3 and his 1st steal) was called up by the Pirates. He was acquired by the Pirates in a trade for Priester. That’s right, Yorke for Priester. Better than $23 in trinkets? I don’t know, who’s […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 15-22
September 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 12 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
After a few weeks of really ugly slates, we are chock-full of goodness this week. At least, that’s how it looks on paper and before GMs, managers, and injuries start ruining everything. Still, we’ll take it! It just seems right to have key playoff matchups decided by the guys that got you here, doesn’t it? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Royals Thwarted By An 800 Lb G-Willia
September 2, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 126 Commentsby: Grey
“You going to a spa with your friends?” “I am.” “Hmm…I know we went to couples’ therapy, and we’re supposed to trust each other more, and I’m trying to, but you seem kinda suspicious. Plus, you’re wearing a Guardians’ jersey and you told me the name of the spa is Gavin Williams.” So, Gavin Williams, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Two Start Cookie Shop: September 2-8
September 1, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 1 Commentby: Latch-Key Kid
We’ve made it to the final month of the season! If you’re still here rather than being entirely focused on football, congratulations! Both on your taste in sports, but also on your (presumably) successful season as you chase either roto or playoff glory. I am happy to report that this week has a fair number […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Astros Serve Arrighetti With A Side of Yordan Meatballs
August 28, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
Houston ain’t got a problem! Hashtag nailed it! Hashtag blessed for Dad jokes! Hashtag I still got it! [as I walk off the curb, sprain my ankle and trip into the sewer] I’m good! Little help! Captain Woo Cubano’s three homers yesterday brought him a step closer to respectability. By which I mean, anyone who […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?When I started writing this column, I assumed the thing that would bother me the most was having pitchers not perform according to how I ranked them. As it turns out, yes, it is obnoxious when guys who I expected to be good go out and lay an egg. And yes, I wince at every […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Hunter Red October Came Early
July 22, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 190 Commentsby: Grey
A haltingly groggy voice, “I’m so proud of my son, Hunter,” says Joe…..Greene! C’mon! What Joe did you think I was going to say? “Hunter really knows how to avoid the crack,” Joe stammers, “Of the bat.” Joe Greene again! C’mon! Yesterday, Hunter Greene went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One last batch of two start pitchers before we hit the All-Star break. Looks can be deceiving, but the options are much more appealing than they were last week. The Sugar Cookies are an odd group this week, seeing a combination of struggling stars, surprising youngsters, and at least one old standby I never expected […]
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SAGNOF: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
July 2, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 2 Commentsby: The Great Knoche
Sorry about not being around for all you Razzballeroos last week. When life gets busy, my secondary loves of fantasy baseball and gambling take a backseat to real life youth baseball and travel. Sometimes it’s tough to find an hour or two to put together the dynamic articles you know and love when it comes […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The injury bug hit hard this week. The biggest blows saw Zac Gallen and Yu Darvish get put on the IL. Hopefully, they can get healed up and back in action sooner rather than later. Their likely replacements are listed below, and you very much do not want to use either of them. Alek Manoah […]
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