Razzballers, welcome to another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! This week, the rankings are very top heavy, and the theme will be navigating the arms we have lost to the IL so far this season. Heck, even while writing the article, both Taj Bradley and Logan Webb went to the IL, joining the long list […]
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Marlins Can Snell What The Robby Is Cooking
May 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 261 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, the Marlins called up Dax Fulton because. Dot dot dot? Is his whole name Dax Robby Snelling Fulton and he goes by his middle name? Wait, I’m hearing Robby Snelling is being called up. No, wait, that was someone saying my neighbor Rob passed out, and they needed smelling salts. Why are you telling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People will tell you with a straight face that pitching is predictable. Is it though? A pause so distant that the person pausing stops to watch the entire coastline recede and homes being forced to move back 500 feet off the shoreline. I say pitching is unpredictable. I don’t say you don’t need top pitching. […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzballers, let’s get ready for another week of Two-Start Pitcher Rankings! We will call this week the Unstoppable Force vs the Immovable Object… aka my featured pitchers jinx vs ace pitchers that week. This week, we will feature Jose Soriano, whom I doubted early this season, and nicknamed Sorryano. Jose currently has a 0.84ERA (insane) […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzball, we have finally made it to week 2! The theme of this week will be “In Skubal We Trust.” He is the best pitcher in baseball and has backed that up with matching .69 for ERA and WHIP to start the season. The only blemish can be the lack of run support shown by […]
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February 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 100 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: August 25-31
August 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 23 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
This week brings us what may be the largest selection of choices all season. However, that is something of a mixed bag. Considering how solid last week’s group was, that probably shouldn’t be surprising. So while there is a good batch of appealing options, there are a lot that are not so great. Some sound […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Stay Clase, San Degenerate
July 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Commentsby: Grey
Um, uh-oh. Luis Ortiz https://t.co/AKvRg96R6y pic.twitter.com/Ual0yxr1t0 — Razzball (@Razzball) July 28, 2025 Luis Ortiz out there naming names and unfortunately for Emmanuel Clase you can’t spell names without Emmanuel Clase. So, did Clase look like garbage in April because Draft Kings had a Promo Code, ClaseGarbage? Use it for a free $5 free roll?! Did […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We are back! Sorry about the shop being closed up for a week there, but it was an unfortunate necessity. We should be open for business the rest of the way to try and help you attain fantasy fame, glory, and riches. Know who won’t be helping you do that this week? The guys whose […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One last week before the All-Star break, and it’s a good one. We’ve got both high-end options and depth in offerings. Even down into the Fortune Cookies, there are guys who have been interesting this season. Weeks like this one are good. We like them. As a scheduling note, be aware that the Cookie Shop will […]
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