SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian

July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Comments

by: Grey

“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]

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Freud Says Mead Id A Good Thing To Buy Curtis

June 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Imma put together a time capsule. Get in there discontinued foods we love — the Pudding Pops, the Viennetta ice cream cake, the beef tallow-fried McDonald’s fries. Get in there stash of Ernest Scared Stupid laserdiscs. We’ve even gonna stash celebrities who we didn’t know everything about like pre-2000’s Hulk Hogan. Finally, in this time […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: What’s The Deal With Corner Infield?

June 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 5 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to navigate the latest MLB moves, including call-up of injury replacements for Munetaka Murakami and Teoscar Hernandez, and star performances, focusing on whether Cristopher Sanchez or Jacob Misiorowski is the May NL Pitcher of the Month. Then we discuss […]

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Murakami Down The IL Chute But Jacob Gonzalez Came Prepared

May 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 237 Comments

by: Grey

I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]

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Buy A Shot Of Mead With A Curtis-y Discount

May 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Washington Nationals third baseman slash former Rays top prospect slash pride of the Australian Outback slash heartthrob Curtis Mead had two hits Friday night including his eighth home run, a 2-run shot that gave the Nats the lead in the first. The 26-year old Aussie is now slashing .244/.360/.496 with 22 RBI along with three […]

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Sanchez Acing His Orel Exam

May 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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He’s Mr. Ja Misior, Whatever He Touches Melts In His Clutch He’s Too Much

May 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Comments

by: Grey

Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]

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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax

April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Comments

by: Grey

We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]

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Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”

April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Comments

by: Grey

Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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