Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]
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Abner Uribe
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If You Need Speed, Buy Max To Climax
April 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 368 Commentsby: Grey
We should start from early biographical details about Max Clark to fully understand him. When he was a young child, he was in a pillow fight with his sister, and she hit him and it had a Mr. T pillowcase, and the last thing Max saw was the embroidered Mr. T chains. When he woke […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”
April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Commentsby: Grey
Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus
April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]
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We celebrated a pitcher named Noah on Easter, and we’re back with more action. We actually have two Noahs as streamers this week. It’s hard to believe there are so many Noahs out there because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met anyone named Noah. I did see that disappointing Darren Aronofsky film named Noah, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We’re about a month into the season, and now’s the time to make some moves. I have seen some bizarre drops across many of my leagues, and it’s amazing to watch how every waiver wire plays out differently. You might not know this about me, but I play in over 30 leagues. All of those […]
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O’s have a genuine Jackson dilemma on their hands as Baltimore’s fill-in second baseman slash heartthrob is up to a Jackson five homers with this huge bomb in the eighth to give the Orioles the lead Friday night. Joy to the World! I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog, but he looks more like a bull. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Parker Has Oriole Bats Saying “You’re Making Messick!”
April 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 228 Commentsby: Grey
You know the GIF of Antonio Banderas from Assassins where he’s leaning back, exhaling and loving life? If you don’t know, don’t google it, because it’ll live in your head like mine and pop up every time you have a pleasurable moment. I now live in GIFs. Something good? Antonio nodding in joyous rapture. Something […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sal Stewart (2-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homer, hitting .323) is the first time in the history of the Reds that I’ve liked a hitter coming into the year and he’s actually performed well. Matt McLain? More like Matt McLame (wiped out his whole family with that one). TJ Friedl? More like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 2: Paul Sew-All-Da-Way To The Bank
April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 28 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 2 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: Final Spring Notes, 2026
March 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 26 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Real-life baseball is almost here! Games will finally matter, and we’ll all have to start remembering to set lineups and fine tune our FAAB bids. May your trail ride true and smooth, pard. All I’ve got for you chuckleheads this week are some notes as Spring Training rides itself into the sunset. […]
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