Inspired by Seattle’s Doug Fister-Adam Moore battery, we’ve compiled a list of pitcher-batter combinations that, at their worst, make us wincingly smile like a corny Jay Leno weddings segment and, at their best, make us laugh like Jay Leno’s audience does at the aforementioned segment. If you’ve got a got a good one, post it […]
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Beckett Lays An Existential Egg
April 27, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 407 Commentsby: Grey
Josh Beckett game yesterday was a thing of beauty if you’re into that New Agey art where people smear bodily functions on canvas. 3 IP, 8 ER, 12 baserunners, 3 Ks. I’m not sure what the most disturbing part of this outing was. The lack of Ks? How second nature these terrible starts have become […]
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Razzball Interview: Stephen Palgon & Jed Latkin of Fantasyland
April 26, 2010 | Razzball Interview | 28 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
While we at Razzball are content toiling within the modest confines of fantasy baseball blogdom, we occasionally like to flex our journalistic muscles and take on a challenging interview. (Click here for our interview archive.) Our interview subjects in this post are the director (Stephen Palgon) and star (Jed Latkin) of the recently released documentary […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Making Eric Young Jr.’s return possible, Brad Hawpe heads to the 15-day DL as he loses his hop. In the last four years of the minors, Eric Young Jr. has 87, 73, 46 and 58 steals, respectively. Or disrespectfully, holy effin’ hey, are you kidding me? That’s so good, Rickey Henderson talks about Eric Young […]
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Fantasy Baseball 2 Start Pitchers, Week 4
April 25, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 41 Commentsby: Smokey
This week is bloated with guys who are most likely owned in your league. Or guys that should be owned. Though maybe not in ESPN abandoned leagues. ESPN owners, raise your hand if you’re not here. Guess they’re not here either. I wish I had the time to waste on a draft that I was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Adam Jones is not on a great team. He’s not hitting well. Not to be blunt, but he doesn’t even look like he’s getting stoned anymore in his ESPN profile pic. SOS to Adam Jones, it’s past 4:20, cuz. Grab some Crunk Juice and be fire. Right now, his BABIP, line drive rate, home run […]
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Davis Not Laughing At ‘Up In Smoak’
April 23, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 190 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
Chris Davis was sent down as a tear rolls down Bill James’ cheek. Coming up to take his place, Justin Smoak. Back in June, Stephen took out his incisors, chewed up and spit out some Justin Smoak fantasy value. For those too lazy to go back and read that post, it says, “(Smoak) has a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Razzball Commenter League Standings Are Up!
April 22, 2010 | Razzball Commenters League | 273 Commentsby: Grey / Rudy
We’ve posted the first update of the Razzball Commenter League (RCL) Master Standings! All 21 leagues (252 teams) are included. We’ve added a permalink in the left sidebar as well for easy access to future updates. We’ll do our best to update it every week or so. A team’s points are calculated as Points in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I had an hour-long conversation last week with Aaron Murray over at RotoSavants on their “Fish Sticks on Wednesday” show. Listen and you’ll see why I stick with blogging…. Part 1: Discussion on ‘expert’ vs. competitive leagues. Part 2: Discuss the Blog Wars draft
Please, blog, may I have some more? Cubs Honor Gatorade Cooler’s Restraining Order
April 22, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 190 Commentsby: Grey
Carlos Zambrano moves to the bullpen. Whaaaa??? Oh. Wait, what? Somewhere, Dusty Baker just tipped his “Crazy Manager Move” hat to Sweet Lou. Dusty, “After Harang complained of arm soreness, I needed him for another 140 pitches the next day, so I fashioned a pitching arm out of rubber bands and a dead giraffe. Some […]
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Minor League Review, Florida Marlins
April 21, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 25 Commentsby: Stephen
Florida Marlins 2009 Minor League Review Overall farm rankings via Baseball America (2009) 2009 (2) | 2008 (14) | 2007 (15) | 2006 (3) | 2005 (14) | 2004 (14) Record of Major and Minor League Teams MLB: [87 – 75] NL East AAA: [63 – 80] Pacific Coast League AA: [82 – 58] Southern […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Finally, Jacoby Ellsbury hits the DL. This is probably a DL trip of less than a week. At least the Sawx hope so. Was also revealed Mike Cameron will miss a few weeks with a strained abdomen. (Shouldn’t it be a strained abdoman?) If Cameron needs surgery, he could miss up to two months. Darnell […]
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