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A-Rod Plays Poker With Hudson, Diaz, Cards
August 4, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 147 Commentsby: Grey
As Alex Rodriguez rehabs down in Miami, the heat (oofa!) is on his gambling habits. “According to the baseball executive, MLB has yet to positively determine that Rodriguez took part in the (poker) games, which reportedly included actors Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, John Malkovich and that guy in that movie starring that other guy.” Poker […]
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Drew Pomeranz and Billy Hamilton, Scouting the Unknown
August 3, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 7 Commentsby: Stephen
Drew Pomeranz | LHP (SP): | Colorado Rockies | D.o.B: 11/22/88 | 6’5″ | 230 lbs | B/T: R/L | 1st Rd, # 5 (2010) | CLE #4 ranked prospect per Baseball America 2011 | MiLB Player Page Pomeranz was a key piece, if not the centerpiece, of the Ubaldo Jimenez trade to the Indians. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jesus To Be Bigger Than The Beatles
August 3, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 169 Commentsby: Grey
Linguist, academic and all-around good guy with a lot of free time on his hands, David Crystal says there’s been no definitive research on how many people are actually laughing out loud when they type out el oh el (Thanks, Wikipedia!). I’m guessing the number is less than 50% and the number of people actually […]
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Carlos Quentin – He was that guy from your high school who was incredible at everything. He was Lance Harbor before the injury, or Jason Street. You name it, Quentin did it. He was an amazing football player, was on a state champion high school basketball team, and was the San Diego Male Athlete of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? D-Lee’s Groove Is In His First Start
August 2, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 124 Commentsby: Grey
Derrek Lee went 2-for-4 with 3 RBIs and two homers as he continues to get medieval on pitching, which isn’t an old crack, though it could be. I appreciate the Pirates trying to make moves at the trading deadline, but their moves were kinda of the “We’re gonna make moves so it seems like we’re […]
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Master Standings are here. The Pesky Pole Dancers (Trippin Baseballs) had a rough week, losing 5 points and dropping to third place in the overall standings. That opened the door for the hard-charging Better Lucky Than Good (Partially Torn RCL) and Random ItalicizedVoice (RCL 5) to move into a tie for first. Better Lucky now […]
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Indians Scalp Ubaldo, Phillies Play Big Buck Hunter
August 1, 2011 | Daily Notes | 143 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
It’s trade deadline time, a full baseball weekend, and Grey is at a crawfish festival asking ladies whether he has any chum in his moustache. Anyway, the Indians spoiled the Yanks and Sawx plans by nabbing Ubaldo for a bunch of prospects including their top two pitching prospects (Drew Pomeranz and Alex White). Moving to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Today is the trade deadline so we’ll look at a few of the prospects that have been on the move before jumping into minor league player news. As of this writing (3 pm CST), the trade of Hunter Pence for right-handed pitchers Jarred Cosart, Josh Zeid, first baseman Jonathan Singleton and a PTBNL between the […]
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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Starters, Week 18
July 30, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 13 Commentsby: Smokey
What a distracting week. Football comes in and trumps all of the trade deadline thunder, and I’m getting sick of seeing “Mr. Mackey” give football updates. If I have to explain that joke, then it really wasn’t that funny. So back to the sport that is actually being played. Trade deadline rumors are rampant, some […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?While balancing a book on their head, the Blue Jays were poised to call up Brett Lawrie just when he fractured his hand. That’s worst timing than the guy down at your local Chuckles nightclub doing an open mic set. But flip our Supreme Buddha In Funny Poses day calender two months later and the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Sic Pence, So Far None The Richer
July 29, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 62 Commentsby: Grey
Ed Wade’s Toupee has made it clear that he’s trying to move Hunter Pence in a trade. Why would the Astros want to hold onto their best player? He just gives his fans false hope. False hope is worst than no hope. See every movie John Singleton’s done since Boyz n the Hood for examples […]
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