Travis Hafner, 2009 Fantasy Schmohawk

At the age of 29 in the year two-zero-zero-six, Travis Hafner went 100/42/117/.308. MVP numbers, for sure. If you were sitting behind Hafner at a movie, you didn’t even mind that his head was blocking half the screen because the numbers were that good. You briefly considered amending the North Dakota Wikipedia page to add […]

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Nats Finally Sign a One-Tool Outfielder

by: Grey

The Nats hope that Adam Dunn can teach youngsters like Elijah Dukes and Lastings Milledge the patience not to swing at every pitch or innocent bystander. Dunn will pick his teeth with the Washington Monument and quench his thirst with its reflecting pool. Adam Dunn is not going to lose any fantasy value in Washington […]

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Fantasy Baseball Look At WAHHAW

February 11, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Hot Stove Rumors | 17 Comments

by: Grey

That’s a Fantasy Baseball Look at the signings or trades of Randy Wolf, Bobby Abreu, Aaron Heilman, Rich Hill, Andruw Jones and Ty Wiggington. And, yes, I couldn’t resist the palindrome. I’m real late to the discussion on some of these. Not because I didn’t hear about them, but I just didn’t feel like they […]

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Top 20 Middle Relievers for 2009 Fantasy Baseball

February 10, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 33 Comments

by: Grey

No, this is not the bottom of the Top 20 2009 fantasy baseball rankings barrel. No, next we’re not going to do the Top 20 Guys Who Will Have The Most Balks. Chillax. It’s one post. The only fantasy baseballers (<–my Mom’s phrase) that seem to pay attention to Middle Relievers are those that play […]

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Top 60 Starters for 2009 Fantasy Baseball

February 9, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 24 Comments

by: Grey

After I posted the top 40 starters for 2009 fantasy baseball, there was a public outcry in the comments. Where is so and so?! It was as if I butchered their bunny rabbit like the Roger and Me lady. No one’s butchering your bunny rabbit, friend. Your bunny rabbit’s fine. Unfortunately, I don’t think your […]

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Razzball Commenter Leagues

February 9, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 323 Comments

by: Grey

It’s that time again. No, not time to take a whizz. It’s time to join some fantasy baseball leagues that you abandon by June 1st and then pretend to never visit the site again that sponsors them because you’re a scared baby inside that ten inch crust of orange Cheetos stain. That’s all right, we […]

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Top 100 for 2009 Fantasy Baseball

February 8, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 91 Comments

by: Grey

With the 2009 fantasy baseball rankings for every position in the bizz-ag. We turn our conjunctivitis-tainted eye towards the top 100 for 2009 fantasy baseball. This should have you skipping around like a little school girl. I love Razzball and the Jonas Brothers! If you’ve been following the top 20 position rankings, this top 100 […]

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2009 Brewers Fantasy Baseball Preview

February 6, 2009 | Fantasy Baseball Team Previews | 13 Comments

by: Grey

We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2009 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]

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Closer Look

February 5, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Closers | 22 Comments

by: Grey

It’s time to take our beginning of the month look at all the major league closers. Before we get to that, I want to clear up a potential misconception. Donkey-corns are not the only closers I’ll draft for my 2009 fantasy team. I’ll more than happily draft closers from the Brain Freeze category. Cause, see, […]

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Edinson/Edison/Julio Reyes/Volquez Will Cap You

February 5, 2009 | Y to Z | 28 Comments

by: Grey

Edinson Volquez, “What? It’s called a video SHOOT!” CAUTION: NSFWIYWILA (Not Safe For Work If You Work In Latin America) Sorry, looks like Youtube removed the video. Maybe Edinson/Edison/Julio Reyes/Volquez will show up to Spring Training with his piece. Til then…

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2009 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 Closers

February 4, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 40 Comments

by: Grey

Phew. The 2009 fantasy baseball rankings come to a semi-close with the top 20 closers for 2009. (I say semi-close, cause I will tweak them from time to time and I’m going to have a top 100 and 300 overall soon too.) The top 20 closers are a bit different than all of the other […]

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Wandy Rodriguez, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper

February 4, 2009 | 2009 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 56 Comments

by: Grey

If you do like moi (That’s French. Face it, I’m cultured like yogurt.), you’ll avoid top level starters at your 2009 fantasy baseball draft and you’ll try to find value later on. Hey, I really like Roy Oswalt! And I like Wandy Rodriguez, what’s it to ya, random italicized voice? Last season, Wandy Rodriguez finally […]

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Travis Hafner, 2009 Fantasy Schmohawk

Nats Finally Sign a One-Tool Outfielder

Fantasy Baseball Look At WAHHAW

Top 20 Middle Relievers for 2009 Fantasy Baseball

Top 60 Starters for 2009 Fantasy Baseball

Razzball Commenter Leagues

Top 100 for 2009 Fantasy Baseball

2009 Brewers Fantasy Baseball Preview

Closer Look

Edinson/Edison/Julio Reyes/Volquez Will Cap You

2009 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20 Closers

Wandy Rodriguez, 2009 Fantasy Sleeper