by: Grey
This Sunday I take part in the Tout Wars draft. Wish me luck! I’m kidding. I don’t need luck. I need someone else to draft my team for me. Oh, I know, the Fantasy Baseball War Room! So, do you not know the Fantasy Baseball War Room? Well, you should. It’s the most important fantasy baseball […]
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While the 2nd basemen to target is a necessary evil like changing your underwear. This post, well, have you seen the top 20 shortstops for 2026 fantasy baseball? Dude, why did you not draft one of the glorious top top TOP guys? Did you show up late to your draft because they required you to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hunter Greene is the best person you ever dated. The one that got away. Not necessarily, hot and crazy while they’re keying your car. They were, like, super awesome. You guys used have a ton of fun, and your friends would be like, “How’d you ever snag them?” And you’d say wistfully, “I don’t know.” […]
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Psst! This post is gonna list 2nd basemen that you should target in your 2026 fantasy baseball drafts. I’m whispering because you don’t want everyone to see this post. No, I can’t whisper louder, then it WOULDN’T BE WHISPERING! Okay, gig’s up (or maybe that’s jig’s up), the love I’m about to reiterately (Made Up […]
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This is a 12-team mixed league auction. Last year’s LABR team was: C: Jonah Heim – $2 C: Hunter Goodman – $1 1B: Vinnie Pasquantino – $11 2B: Luis Rengifo – $5 SS: Gunnar Henderson – $36 3B: Junior Caminero – $16 MI: Ezequiel Tovar – $11 CI: Jazz Chisholm Jr. – $27 OF: Yordan Alvarez – $31 OF: Lawrence Butler – $20 OF: Steven Kwan – $7 OF: TJ Friedl – $1 OF: Parker Meadows – $1 UTIL: Lars Nootbaar – […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. I wonder if it’s on the same diet as Zac Veen. Sure, it’s always good to look […]
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‘Member the days when I told you that you needed to draft a top 1st baseman and you shouldn’t look for sleepers at this position? Don’t remember? Prolly for best, leave more room in your brain to remember excuses for why you don’t exercise. Previously, I’d tell you to go to my top 20 1st […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Jurickson Profar was busted for PEDs once? Oops. Busted twice? You gotta be joking, who do you think you are, ARod? You’re not even a power hitter, what are you trying to do? C’mon, man! You seem legit like a dummy. I have no sympathy for Jurickson Profar, after having all the sympathy in the […]
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Here, friend, are some catchers that I will be targeting at my 2026 fantasy drafts after the top options are gone. I’m not going to get into the strategy of punting catchers. Been there, half-drunkenly wrote that during the Ottoman Empire. Click on the player’s name where applicable to read more and see their 2026 […]
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Hesitant to say any pitcher was overrated for reasons. One big reason is in my 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, where it has the starter rankings, it says pretty clearly which pitchers to avoid and which pitchers to draft, so by writing that you’d — I’d, at least — would hope that you’d understand which pitchers […]
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Outfield is a funny position this year. It’s deep if, and this “if” is the size of the entire galaxy plus other galaxies that you don’t even know about, let’s call a galaxy you don’t know about the Nilky Way. It’s not the Milky Way galaxy, it’s another galaxy called the Nilky Way where planet […]
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This isn’t about Pete Crow-Armstrong and his hair. A pic of that: That is reason to not draft him, I’ll grant you that, but, no, it’s not why we’re here. It’s also reasonable to wonder if that hand on his back is the Thing from Addams Family with its nails done. It’s not, as far […]
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