by: Grey
Listen up here, boys and six girl readers, this is your first foray into 2026 fantasy baseball, so you might want to sit yourself down before you catch a cold. In 2026, Imma be talking like a southern star of yesteryear so you best get used to it, ya hear? You betta, ya heard? Meh, […]
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We’ve gone over the final 2025 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters and the top 20 starters. This is different than Final Fantasy rankings where you rank Final Fantasy 1 thru Final Fantasy 15. That’s hardcore nerd shizz! This is simply fantasy baseball — we’re softcore nerds like Emmanuelle is to porn. So, there’s no more of these godforsaken […]
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All the final 2025 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters are done. For those that skipped today’s title, this starts the top 20 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball. This is NOT for next year (caps for those who can’t read titles; supposedly it’s easier to read caps, I have my doubts). This is a recap. Will these […]
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With the top 40 outfielders for 2025 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a cue to try to hold my hand. Why are you now patting my butt? Don’t muss my hair! The pitching recap will begin next. You can hardly wait. No, […]
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The good news is the top 20 outfielders for 2025 fantasy baseball are better than the top 20 3rd basemen. The unfortunate news is, if you had a five-outfielder league, you need at least 60 of these guys in a 12-teamer, and, by the time we get through 40 in our next post, we will […]
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And we’ve reached our final top 20 recap for the infield. You’ll never guess where we go next. Did you just say outfield? Okay, so you’re a good guesser. 3rd base was the shallowest position. Yes, worse than the catchers. I know, I was shocked when I went over them, and guess what? Still shocked! VinWins […]
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Now that we’ve recapped the top 20 catchers, top 20 1st basemen and top 20 2nd basemen, we’re starting to see clarity on depth of positions, and shortstops are robust, and they will metaphorically eat. Maikel Garcia was a top three 2nd baseman, here he’s 9th. That’s deeper, friend who is thrown by the obvious. […]
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We already went over the top 20 catchers and the top 20 1st basemen for 2025 fantasy baseball. Today, we dip our big toe into the top 20 2nd basemen pool. Make sure to go feet first here, because it’s shallow and I don’t want you cracking your medulla oblongata all over the place. The good news is […]
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Today’s journey through the recaps take us to the 1st basemen. They’re better than the top 20 catchers for 2025 fantasy baseball (not clickbait), but by how much? How do I explain that? I have an idea! By recapping them! To recap my recap before the recap, this final ranking is from our Fantasy Baseball Player […]
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Please don’t ask if this is a ranking for next year. It’s not a ranking for next year. It’s me recapping last season. Please, for the love that all is holy, understand this. It’s all I ask of you. Well, that and shower me with praise. The latter isn’t hard, the former is. Also, remembering […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It’s the 17th Annual Razzballies! Wow! They’re old enough to smoke weed, and drink beer while pretending not to drink beer or smoke weed! Next year, the Razzballies are going to join the Army while leaving behind their three-month-old and girlfriend. The Razzballies are going to be a prestige movie starring Timothée Chalamet as the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]
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