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by: Grey
Happy Labor Day, or as MLB calls it, “Happy Give Some Teams Off On A National Holiday Because We’re Professional Idiots.” Welcome to my semi-monthly tribute to the couple who used to make the MLB schedule for, like, 20 years and were awesome, and, ever since they retired a few years back, the schedule’s been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Connor Norby aka Con-Nor is again the Rockies pulling a fast one on an unsuspecting trade partner. Here’s the Rockies’ front office, “Who will we tantalizingly ruse this time? The Marlins? Okay, watch this,” then they do a move that you’re just left to wonder, “Are the Rockies so insanely dumb that they’re smart?” It’s […]
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Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]
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by: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tim Tawa sounds like an NFL QB, doesn’t he? “Steps back to pass, and the wide flank is janky, needs to look back inside, and the tight end is loose! Oh my God, he’s a loose tight end! Oh God, this is gorgeous! Tim Tawa’s flanking no more! He’s loosening a tight end! Must’ve been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 20 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?We rarely showcase one team so much in any given article, but we love the Giants this week. There are numerous reasons for that, and it should be interesting to see how this rebuilt team looks in such a favorable week. They actually have my second-favorite matchups of any team, with the Rangers looking like […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There were nearly 50 trades at last week’s deadline, so the waiver wire is stacked with goodies. What’s also fascinating is that we have dozens of players coming off the IL over the next few weeks because many of these teams are trying to make one final playoff push. I know many of you are […]
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Funniest thing about me thinking George Lombard Jr. sounds like he’s 120 years old and a former lead in George Cukor films is that he looks like he’s 12: Honestly, if that kid said to me where’s the Axe Spray, because he thought I worked at CVS because I’m old enough to be his grandfather […]
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The NL MVP race seems to be shaping up to be between two guys. Yesterday, that race shaped up as they shipped out balls. It’s between Shohei Ohtani, the every-year MVP and Ed Sheeran– Sorry, being told that is not Ed Sheeran. That’s Pete Crow-Armstrong. They both lit up the scoreboard yesterday. PCA went 3-for-5, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The 1927 Red Sox are answering the age-old question, is it better to be loved or feared? Neither, it’s better to hit some freakin’ dongs! Louie Armstrong knows where it’s at when he questions, Wilyer or Won’tyer be my baby? By the way, that’s like Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Bro, “If I […]
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