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Freeland Of The Kyle

by: Dan Pants

Colorado Rockies starting pitcher—wait, what? Seriously? Well, alright then, let’s do this! Colorado Rockies starting pitcher slash heartthrob Kyle Freeland shut down the San Diego Padres for eight dominant innings, allowing just two hits and striking out ten for his fourth win of the year. Coors is a Freeland now! Denverites rejoice! The southpaw, who […]

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Horton’s Throwing Donuts

by: Grey

I kinda like the searching I have to do now to make sense of a pitching line. It’s like: “Ooh, Cade Horton is through five innings and he’s got a no hitter with only one walk and six Ks (or 5 IP, 0 ER, 0 hits, 1 walk, 6 Ks, ERA at 2.78). He’s managed […]

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Corners Report: Early And Eerily Accurate 2026 1B Rankings

September 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Comments

by: The Educator

When I started writing for this site three years ago (continually dodging the pink slip from the Grey Reaper), ranks were my favorite thing. I did them every week! That was extra, though. Now it’s pre-season, mid-season, and…………. End-ish of season. Ranks are kinda boring without some sort of context attached to them. So, this […]

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Corners Report: Yet Another Look At 2026 Risers And Fallers

August 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: The Educator

We kinda had an accidental theme here! All the cool kids are looking toward the future and stuff, like here and here. This is my meager contribution! Getting near the end, and I realized I think I only have two weeks left after this! I’m looking to do my next year’s ranks in one of those. […]

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Corners Report: Permission Granted

August 20, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Comments

by: The Educator

I’m back in my first week of school, AKA easy yet soul sucking meetings and sitting around. One thing that I do appreciate, we get permission to use bathroom breaks at any time. And yes, the bathroom breaks are very long and don’t always involve using the bathroom. With rules and school returning, we have […]

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All Day I Dream About SamBas

August 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 201 Comments

by: Grey

Am I the only one mad that MLB teams hold back their rookies, manipulating their service time? The funny thing about my anger when it pertains to baseball is that dissipates by the time I’m into the next sentence. What was I mad about out again? Oh, yeah, Samuel Basallo (1-for-4, 2 RBIs) just now […]

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Click Here If You Want To Seymour

August 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 155 Comments

by: Grey

Rays are calling up Bob Seymour. Or Bobby Seymour, if you will. You likely will because Bob is one of those rare names that’s better casual. John or Johnny? I’m going to the John. Frank or Frankie? I gotta be Frank. Bob or Bobby? Bob on these–Sorry, I’m going Bobby. If you’re going by Bob, […]

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Reds Can’t Spell Noelvi Without Love

August 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Comments

by: Grey

Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]

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Rockies Warming Up, Bernabel The Midnight Doyle

August 2, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 32 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Denver’s Coors Field delivered a performance for the ages Friday night, allowing a total of 40 hits and 33 runs scored in an all-time slugfest that would make the Bananas blush. Razzball’s new heartthrob slash king slashing bestie Warming Bernabel led the charge. He’s more than just an amazing name, and he showed it Friday […]

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Stay Clase, San Degenerate

July 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Comments

by: Grey

Um, uh-oh. Luis Ortiz https://t.co/AKvRg96R6y pic.twitter.com/Ual0yxr1t0 — Razzball (@Razzball) July 28, 2025 Luis Ortiz out there naming names and unfortunately for Emmanuel Clase you can’t spell names without Emmanuel Clase. So, did Clase look like garbage in April because Draft Kings had a Promo Code, ClaseGarbage? Use it for a free $5 free roll?! Did […]

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This Guy’s Baseball IQ Is A Thousand He’s Such An Eugenius

July 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 189 Comments

by: Grey

Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]

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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2025 Fantasy Baseball

July 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 326 Comments

by: Grey

Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2025 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2025 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]

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