New York Yankees starting pitcher slash Ace slash heartthrob Cam Schlittler faced off against the Phillies led by Ace Jesus Luzardo Friday night and put together what was likely his most dominant outing of the year, going seven and a third innings, allowing just three hits and striking out twelve Phillies for his tenth win […]
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Victor Caratini
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I really didn’t want to write this post because I don’t think Joshua Baez is going to be promoted imminently, except maybe for a cup of coffee starting in August, which puts him in line for a espresso shot of who cares. The latest thing Cards’ GM Chaim Bloom said was, “He’s got the ceiling […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]
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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory
June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Commentsby: Grey
I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia
June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Commentsby: Grey
Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Tanner Shuts Down Tiger Bibats But Can’t Bibee Them
May 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Commentsby: Grey
This is going to be the most Drew Anderson-coded Tanner Bibee post, as the kids say. Drew Anderson went 4 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.98, as he started a game for the 1st time since 2021. You remember 2021. That was the year you told your friend he was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Yordan Alvarez went 3-for-8, 3 runs with his 12th homer, hitting .356, as he stays near the top of the Player Rater. Captain Woo Cubano has become something of a cult symbol. Rubber bands in his beard, mustard on his pressed sandwiches, long dongs–[Cancel Police break down the door]–I’m sorry! I was talking the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Twins’ Bats Have Target Practice On Garrett’s Crotchet
April 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Commentsby: Grey
You ever not roster a guy who gets hit super hard and go on a schadenfreude journey around all your fantasy leagues searching for who rosters a certain guy or are you normal? Yesterday, I saw Garrett Crochet went 1 2/3 IP, 10 ER, ERA at 7.58, and I went league hopping. “Ooh, he has […]
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I don’t know why, but this week’s waiver wire article is full of W’s. We have guys like Walker, Warren, and Wacha in search of wins for our fantasy teams from the waiver wire. I wonder why weird wonders like that happen across the waiver wire, but who would know? Ok, sorry, I’m done. But […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Pirates Slither In Konnor Through The Griffin Door
April 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 219 Commentsby: Grey
So, technically, when I said Konnor Griffin wouldn’t break camp, I was correct. [tomatoes fly by head] Let me finish! [a crowd of pitchforked prematurely balding men shout from outside my fortress] I hear ya! Let me finish! [One person who is the pitchforked prematurely balding men’s de facto leader, “He said he was Finnish. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? MLB Deals Up Opening Day And Chourio Got A Bad Hand
March 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 158 Commentsby: Grey
There’s nothing like Opening Day. There’s a magical quality to starting anew. All your past demons are put to bed. You wake early to the sound of a Rooster because you left HBO on when you fell asleep and you stretch out your arms. It’s going to be different this year. This year is going […]
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