Rich Hill threw a perfect game yesterday — he pitched into the tenth inning and didn’t get a blister. ¬†Are we measuring perfect games for Rich Hill differently now? ¬†I thought that was his standard. ¬†How about this? ¬†Rich Hill threw a perfect game through nine innings if Logan Forsythe would’ve stayed down on a grounder to third, which leaves Forsythe with nothing but hindsight. ¬†The irony is thick like Nicki Minaj. ¬†Yesterday, Rich Hill went 9 IP, 1 ER, 1 hit, zero walks, 10 Ks, lowering his ERA to 3.32; his only blemish was a tenth-inning, lead-off, walk-off home run by Josh Harrison, oh, that spoil sport. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
This is the last issue of Ambulance Chasers for the MLB! I‚Äôll be switching over to the NFL starting next week on Razzball Football. I’ll be trading in my DL-60’s and DL-10’s for PUP’s, Q’s, O’s and D’s. Lots and lots of big ol’ D’s. If you have still have fantasy baseball injury questions you can find me on Twitter and ask me:¬†here.
Nine starting pitchers got bit by the injury bug this week, most of them Dodgers. I feel like there‚Äôs been a Dodger in every issue of Ambulance Chasers this year. ¬†Since there are so many starting pitchers on the DL I‚Äôll be giving you three fill in options at the bottom of this article rather than struggling to find nine viable starters on your waivers. What? You want me to recommend Clayton Richard? Let me have my pride!
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Yesterday, Phillip Ervin went 3-for-4, 3 runs, 4 RBIs and his 2nd home run and 2nd in as many games. ¬†This blew my mind: ¬†there was no mention of Phillip Ervin on this site since 2014, when then-prospector Scott Evans said, “We‚Äôll have a much better feel for (Ervin) after he‚Äôs had a chance to settle in at a full-season assignment, but on the surface, Ervin looks like a potential 20/20 outfielder who‚Äôll also help in AVG and OBP. ¬† I hope Grey reads this in three years…IN HELL!” ¬†Damn, some animosity there. ¬† Now, the real puzzler maker, as they say in the Haus of Rubik, Prospector Ralph hasn’t spoken about Ervin once. ¬†So, I took it up with Endorphin Ralph on text, and he said, “He’s a 25-year-old, slugging fourth outfielder that’s Quad-A. ¬†RUSNEY IS BETTER!!!” ¬†So, Ervin’s a former 1st rounder, who might not be anything, due to weak contact he makes too often. ¬†In Triple-A, he did have 7 HRs and 23 SBs with a .256 average. ¬†He might just be a schmotato, that cools off and vanishes, but a speed/power combo plays in fantasy if he plays, which he is. ¬†Better than Rusney Castillo? ¬†WE SHALL SEE. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
On the ones and twos, it’s not DJ Khaled, with a cigar in his baby’s mouth, dropping another one in a major key. ¬†It’s yo’ boy, DJ LeMahieu (4-for-5, 4 runs, 1 RBI), the French-sounding EDM mixmaster, spinning his wheels around the bases. ¬†Yo, DJ LeMahieu, what you got to say about that? ¬†“Pouvez-vous chicken francaise?” ¬†Yo, you sound like me pretending to be French! ¬†Next up throwing down, it’s Mark Reynolds (3-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs and his 25th homer), the man, the myth, the Mini Donkey. ¬†All brays to you! ¬†Then how about Trevor Story (3-for-4, 6 RBIs and his 17th and 18th homers) finding his way into back-to-back home run games, like succinylcholine finds its way into back-to-back Forensic Files. ¬†Then there’s Carlos Gonzalez…Actually, you still suck! ¬†So, the Rockies, scored (fill-in-number, too high to count) last night, and Jon Gray did all he had to do — 6 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 6 Ks, which in Coors is all you can ask. ¬†His peripherals are gorgeous — 8.6 K/9, 2.8 BB/9, 3.59 xFIP, but something I failed to remember this past preseason, it’s still a struggle to start him in Coors. ¬†I mean, shizz gets ugly fast like a reality TV person at a reunion show. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
When I write titles like this, often times I say to myself: Do I need to extrapolate on the actuality of the point that I am trying to convey? ¬†Fortunately for you I am going to be all basic with knowledge this week because it is pretty cut and dry. ¬†Are you winning saves? ¬†How much are you winning saves by? ¬†If yes for the first question and over 20 for the second, be like Billy Ray and sell. ¬†Do not liquidate all your assets, just slim down your roster to a smattering of usefulness instead of a hoard. ¬†Find a culprit who maybe chasing second, third or even fourth. ¬†My reasoning for this and why you should do it now is that before people realize that there is no hope in dope or chasing saves when you can’t make them up… they will lose interest and they will have zero trade value. ¬†Don’t get stuck holding a struggling middle/upper closer when you can reinvest that in a bat that can make up a stat other than just one. ¬†Today’s moral is: ¬†sell saves, be aware that your return may not be as great as expected, but it’s better then dumping them to the waiver wire for nothing.
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Here’s a picture of Reds’ outfielder,¬†Jesse Winker:
The first thing people notice about him is he looks drunk and half-Asian. ¬†He was throwing back soju and partying in an 8×10 room with three other people singing karaoke? ¬†No, siree! ¬†Or, no Siri, if a female computer is reading. ¬†Next, you might wonder why the big grin. ¬†He doesn’t have a body, ears, hair, arms, anything but a head really, so how can he keep such an upbeat attitude? ¬†Well, let me put it to you this way, maybe it’s a body, ears, hair, etc. that bums people out. ¬†You never thought of that, did you? ¬†Okay, I’m being silly, but it’s Friday. ¬†By the way, the other day, I realized that the days of the week MTWTFSS have WTF in the middle of them. ¬†Mind –>blown. ¬†So, with Schebler DL’d for an indefinite period of time, Winker has taken over right and started batting 2nd. ¬†His power was goofy low in the minors this year (2 HRs in 85 games), but he doesn’t strike out, does walk and could hit .290. ¬†I know, a lot of good that does with diddly poo on power, but he has homered twice this week, and did have more power before this year in the minors. ¬†I’d grab him in all leagues to see if he found his stroke, even if we’re not sure what exactly he’d be stroking with. ¬†Is that why he’s smiling? ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Camelot is the supposed castle and court of the legendary and romanticized King Arthur. Over time, it’s come to mean “any idyllic place or period, especially one of great happiness.” My view of Camelot is best expressed by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Which seamlessly transitions to Ben Gamel (25.7% owned – increase of 9.7%). As you can see, I had some difficulty with this week’s post. Gamel has definitely made the Mariners and fantasy owners happy. He’s batting .313/.364/.449 with six home runs, 56 runs scored, 36 RBI, and three stolen bases. You want legendary? Since 1871, Gamel is currently ranked 22nd OVERALL in BABIP with a .410 mark. Ty Cobb has two seasons better than him and Babe Ruth is seventh with a .423 mark. For some useless information that could possibly net you money at a bar or something, Ross Barnes has the two greatest BABIP seasons of all-time with a .438 mark. What does it mean? Well, that number is coming down. It’s like the probability of Snap trading below it’s IPO price. It was bound to happen because all the VC’s and funds that got in for a $1 or less were going to unload some of their shares for a huge profit at the first opportunity. Now, that doesn’t mean that the shares are going to zero. In fact, look at how Facebook and Twitter traded around their IPO’s. Ok, back to Gamel. It’s very encouraging that he’s hitting both lefties and righties well. In fact, he was in the two-hole when the Mariners faced off against Chris Sale. With that said, he still only has six home runs and three stolen bases in 364 plate appearances. What’s the upside here? TRASH
Here’s what else I saw over the past week:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The deadline is right around the corner, I know this because it said it would be right back and asked me to watch it’s dog while it shuffled up all the bullpen stuff that I just took the time to write out. ¬†The trade deadline is a mischievous beast, he will lure you with rumors and a weird one-windowed van and leave you out of the loop when it comes to bullpens. ¬†Contenders don’t care, they will have 2-3 closers or former closers on the roster… greedy is what I say. ¬†But I am still looking at situations in flux because I have no life. ¬†Scouring the goodies of bullpens left behind, and it takes me to Oakland. ¬†The traded recipient, that being Blake Treinen is in the prime ready-five chair as he watches Santiago Casilla implode for 4 blown saves in his last 16 appearances… and of course he blows the first chance he gets. ¬†No matter, I think that he still is a better bet going forward than Casilla. ¬† The bullpen cupboard is bare, there’s no Doolittle, there’s no Madson, there’s no more Axford. ¬†It is Treinen and Ryan Dull as the lone men standing, and Dull just got back from the DL. ¬†It is a matter of when, not if Blake gets the go of things and makes all the Bay City girls swoon with his saves. ¬†If the A’s go full on punt and trade the rotation to nothing, his potential for saves could be minimal, but chase away oh friends of the ‘NOF.Please, blog, may I have some more?
We break from the usual 12 dollar salads, donkeys, and hypothermia to breakdown, in basic fashion, the relief rankings for the final 70-plus games. ¬†Why is this helpful you may ask? ¬†Because for trade target reasons or chasing saves for points, you may want guy A over guy B. ¬†With the relief ranks it is as fluid as a clogged sewer drain, because on any given week, the middling type closer can hit bumps in the road and be removed from contention. So if you are using this as a trade commodity in your quest to add saves, my advice is this add the elite only. ¬†Nothing lower than the top-12. ¬†These guys are all nailed on and in an impressive state, barring an injury obviously. Now with that, we also have to realize that trades will happen… and take one reliever from a good situation to a better one, then on the reflexive of that, it can turn one with a job into a set-up situation. ¬†Regardless, here is my stab at the top relief pitchers for the second half of the Fantasy Baseball season. ¬†Cheers!
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It’s the last post before the all-star break and nothing seems more fitting than a Neal Diamond reference. ¬†If you don’t like or appreciate Neal, then we have problems and I challenge you to a duel or whatever the young kids are doing now a days to show dominance. ¬†(Because I know it’s not anything like what transpired in West Side Story.) ¬†Moving on swiftly to the pressing closer news as I get lost in my ole timey spirit… ¬†So the Cardinals have moved away from the Oh and more to the Rosenthal. ¬†Trevor Rosenthal has sorta looked like he did three years ago, which seems like forever ago but really isn’t. ¬†The bad thing is that he and the rest of the save chasers that are in the Cardinals bullpen are pitching blah-squared. ¬†The best pitcher over the last 20 games is Matt Bowman… again. ¬†I said that same statement about a month into the season when Oh originally looked about as shaky as an 11-year-old with his first attempt at using a blow torch. ¬†Over the past 30 games the saves have gone Oh for 3, Rosenthal 1, Bowman 1 and Tyler Lyons with 1 (was a multiple innings save). ¬†Over the past 30 games for a usual dominant bullpen fixture, in terms of fantasy, to post 5 saves (I am not counting Lyons effort) is more condemning than the way they are pitching. ¬†If you are a¬†Seung-Hwan Oh owner, you kinda have to hold the ship until it becomes more of an official thing. ¬†If Rosey is on your wire (55% owned in ESPN leagues) then nab him up. ¬†If you want to roster a RP with appeal, then Bowman is your guy (1.8% owned). ¬†As I can see it, Oh is still the guy but with some daylight for others. ¬†Just be leery that the past 30 days of track record for savedom have not been all that rosey for the Cards. ¬†Don’t frown, we got more goodies and sunshine after the bump. ¬†Cheers!Please, blog, may I have some more?