SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 15: Well Well Wells

July 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Since my last article was but a few days ago, I’m going to keep this one short and sweet. Just make it a weekend edition with the biggest news from Friday, Saturday, and Sunday (since I’m writing on Monday, today’s games will get looped into next week’s article). Don’t forget to keep […]

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Royals Wouldn’t Mind If You SeyLess About Ian

July 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 102 Comments

by: Grey

“This British author was a part of the World War II Operation Goldeneye, and used some of this experience in his novels.” “Who is Ian Seymour?” The audience howled in laughter when I shot up in bed, soaking wet. My recurring dream of being dumb on Jeopardy! continues. But who is Ian Seymour? Wow, also […]

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Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast: The Nolan Ryan Jr. Jr. Jr. Standouts Of June

June 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast | 2 Comments

by: Mike Couillard

On this episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Mike Couillard subs in again for B-Don to discuss the June standouts in the Last 30 days Player Rater along with a few call-ups and big league returns. Then, we finish things off with another edition of SAGNOF bullpen analysis (A’s and Angels are on the docket […]

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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory

June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Comments

by: Grey

I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]

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The Woodruff Is On Fire, We Don’t Need No Water

June 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Comments

by: Grey

Brandon Woodruff went 6 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.00 as he was activated from the IL. Was between starting and not starting him in a lot of leagues. Deeper leagues like NL-Only, and I had to start him. In shallower leagues, I left him in the IL. Now? […]

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Missouri Fathers Celebrate With Dongs

June 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 273 Comments

by: Grey

“Hello Sharks! Every Mother’s Day, MLB wheels out there some pink bats. Well, this year I have something for the gentlemen on Father’s Day!” [reveals two rosin bags tied to the knob of a baseball bat, dangling, a quick succession of “I’m out”] “So, you don’t want to see my heated ice cream scooper that […]

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There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.

June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Comments

by: Grey

A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 11: Alex Is A Thange Again

June 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 11 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 10: More Like Ab-no Thank You-ribe

June 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 10 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Not Bad Imai Say So Myself

May 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 270 Comments

by: Grey

Eighteen no-hitters since 1962 for the Astros. That’s true. Now, for what it feels like, the Astros have used 89 pitchers in those 18 no-hitters. Astros have no respect for the record books! Alimber Santa (2 IP, 0 ER) finished it off last night. It was his debut. C’mon! Alimber Santa? That’s not a pitcher, […]

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The Roycester Gets Shucked

May 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Comments

by: Grey

Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]

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