SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 19: Deadline Day Fallout

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 19 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)

July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Comments

by: Grey

The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]

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Twins, Your Uber Ride Is Here

July 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!

July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 17: Trade Deadline Musings

July 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 2 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 17 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Rangers’ GM Forgets To Tell “My Cauley Callup” About Road Trip

June 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 221 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]

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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory

June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Comments

by: Grey

I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 12: Elvis Has Entered The Chat

June 16, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 12 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 9: Ladies Love Cool Rich

May 26, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 9 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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He’s Mr. Ja Misior, Whatever He Touches Melts In His Clutch He’s Too Much

May 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Comments

by: Grey

Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]

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