SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 4: Ride The Gus Bus

April 21, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 24 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 4 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same […]

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Jeremiah Jackson 5 Homers Singing I Want You Back, Back, Back

April 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 49 Comments

by: Dan Pants

O’s have a genuine Jackson dilemma on their hands as Baltimore’s fill-in second baseman slash heartthrob is up to a Jackson five homers with this huge bomb in the eighth to give the Orioles the lead Friday night. Joy to the World! I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog, but he looks more like a bull. […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 3: Jakob Jun-is The Closer Now

April 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 20 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 3 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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Money Talks, Muncy Walks It Off

April 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 37 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 2: Paul Sew-All-Da-Way To The Bank

April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 28 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 2 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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Waiver Wire Week 3: Happy Accidents

April 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 17 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

Man, that opening week on the waiver wire was insane. You can really rebuild the backend of your team in the opening weeks, and I can’t believe how much turnover there’s been so far. One thing we never discuss in terms of the waiver wire is who to drop. That’s pretty much up to you […]

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Week 2 Fantasy Baseball Fact Or Fiction

April 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: RotoSurgeon

These weekly Fact or Fiction posts are primarily to determine which trending players in the fantasy baseball universe are worth your time, or better left on the waiver wire. Most of the players covered will be rostered in fewer than 50% of Yahoo!/ESPN leagues at the time of each post. There is not enough space […]

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Buy Jordan Walker As He’s Finally Had Time To Age

April 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 374 Comments

by: Grey

My barber plucks a gray hair out. I explain, “That one I call ‘Jordan Walker 2024.’” Barber plucks out another gray hair. “That’s Jordan Walker 2025.” Barber points to a full gray beard. “Those are individual games. Jordan Walker game one, Jordan Walker game two, Jordan Walker–You get the point, you don’t need me to […]

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Waiver Wire Week 2: Opening Week In The Books

March 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Drops, Adds and Holds, Fantasy Baseball Deep Leagues, Featured | 16 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

You probably recognize me from my typical Streamers piece, but I’ve added this waiver wire article to my ledger. I can’t wait to dive into it this season because I have so much to say every week when it comes to fantasy baseball! We have a few days of baseball in the books, which means […]

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Buy The Best White MC Outta Detroit Since Eminem

March 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 265 Comments

by: Grey

*nudges the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, and it doesn’t move* “Oh my God, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is dead!” Drowsily, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell begins to wake on the couch, “I’m not dead, you idiot. I’m hungover. Could you please stop screaming?” “Woo hoo! The Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is alive!” Rubbing temples, sitting up and asking, […]

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SAGNOF: Final Spring Notes, 2026

March 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 26 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Real-life baseball is almost here! Games will finally matter, and we’ll all have to start remembering to set lineups and fine tune our FAAB bids. May your trail ride true and smooth, pard. All I’ve got for you chuckleheads this week are some notes as Spring Training rides itself into the sunset. […]

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SAGNOF: 2026 RP Rankings

March 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Doing the same thing I did last year, except that I’ve streamlined the format a little bit. Blurbs per player instead of a chunky paragraph. I’ve got a lame neighborhood analogy for my tiers: Household Names (aka The Elite), Next-Door Neighbors (aka The Great), Cool Guys Across The Street (aka The Good), […]

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