Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 3 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – This Dust-In: It May Be Time To Make Someone A Jumper!

June 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! May Day! May Day! This Dust-In! Ronald McDonald’s prodigal son was sick and tired of his SP75 ranking last week and decided to do something about it! Dustin May – 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.75, threw an absolute gem of a game last […]

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Stowers Leads The Miami Pound Machine Conga Vs Phillies

June 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Comments

by: Grey

What if we stop messing around and get down to straight biznasty? Kyle Stowers (4-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 6th and 7th homers, hitting .226), what’s the deal with that young fella? Toast or toast with the image of Wayne Huizenga in a Marlins cap? Butter or butter melted over Wayne’s face? Still good or […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Ray-Ray-Rasmussen, Pitcher Like An Oiled Machine

June 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 27 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]

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Complete-ly Mis-erable

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Make No Miz-take, Jake, There’s A New SP At The Top

June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 22 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]

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Texas Wallops And deGromit Claymate The Guardians

June 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 285 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Arlington played like it never plays. Like a hitters’ park. Well, it played that way for the Rangers, at least. Jacob deGrom (6 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 6 Ks, ERA at 3.18) had no problem. Took him 260 starts and 13 years to get 100 wins. This was win 101, and now he’s […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Try To C. San., Even On A Cloudy Day

June 1, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s June first! And I see a lot of sun out there! It’s almost that time to step back and assess our fantasy baseball squads to see what we need to shake up before summer arrives. But speaking of seeing the sun, it’s been one heck of a ride for the […]

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Murakami Down The IL Chute But Jacob Gonzalez Came Prepared

May 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 237 Comments

by: Grey

I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]

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Not Bad Imai Say So Myself

May 25, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 270 Comments

by: Grey

Eighteen no-hitters since 1962 for the Astros. That’s true. Now, for what it feels like, the Astros have used 89 pitchers in those 18 no-hitters. Astros have no respect for the record books! Alimber Santa (2 IP, 0 ER) finished it off last night. It was his debut. C’mon! Alimber Santa? That’s not a pitcher, […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Workin’ In The Cole Mine

May 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 35 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s fitting that some of us are celebrating Memorial Day today, seeing as I can remember when Gerrit Cole was healthy and dealing 98-mile-per-hour fastballs. Wait, what? Is this photo from 2023? Is it from last week’s start? You’re saying Gerrit Cole IS healthy and STILL chucking 98 MPH fastballs?! Yankee […]

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Tanner Shuts Down Tiger Bibats But Can’t Bibee Them

May 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Comments

by: Grey

This is going to be the most Drew Anderson-coded Tanner Bibee post, as the kids say. Drew Anderson went 4 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.98, as he started a game for the 1st time since 2021. You remember 2021. That was the year you told your friend he was […]

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