Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Somebody Tolle-d Me

August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 30 Comments

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! “Well, somebody Tolle-d me that you had a boyfriend”? Uh, hey Las Vegas rock band “The Killers”, I wouldn’t necessarily call Payton Tolle a boyfriend, but if you said that I had a Fantasy Baseball mancrush? Well, that’d be a tough one to argue. And, dearest reader, I don’t know what […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Tarik-fied Tigers Fans Thrown Into A River Of Sadness

August 3, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 20 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And to think I was a bit worried about which lede to run with today. “Tarik Skubal has been traded” pic.twitter.com/ePvfQLylue — Talkin' Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) August 2, 2026 Well, the big story of this trade deadline is one that already wrote itself. And the Tigers fans who were Tarik-fied to lose […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The July-est Cease-er: He Came, He Saw, He Conquered

July 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 21 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Can you hear that rustling in the bushes? Yep. Those bushes. Right over there. If you look closely, you can see the shining, beady eyes of MLB GMs crouched and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting sellers as they shop their pending free agents and “non-bargain-priced” talent. Well, it might be a […]

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Ambulance Chasers: A Witt-le Bit Of Back Pain

July 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Injury Report | 1 Comment

by: keelinbillue

Hello, Razzball Friends! We’re past the All-Star break and in the latter half of the dog days of summer. Fun Fact: Did you know the dog days of summer are known as rötmånaden, which means “rot month”, in Swedish? Good timing because I have some absolutely rotten news for you. The bad news: some of […]

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Every Zeroes Has Its Thornton

July 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 165 Comments

by: Grey

Click-clacking on a calculator that converts a Mets’ starter ERA into an ERA for a starter on another team, and this calculator is built like an old typewriter for some convoluted reason. Licking finger to smudge out a typo and getting my finger on the ribbon spool and ink all over hands. Manually, sliding the […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – In Like A Lambert, Out At, Like, A Trade Dead-Lion?

July 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 11 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! If there’s one good thing about only having 4 days since our last update, it’s that it didn’t give me much time to piece together a new trade offer to send yet another fan favorite out those MarmosDad Fantasy Baseball saloon doors. But I’ll tell you one thing. If I rostered […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Man Who Sold The Woo-rld

July 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 67 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy NOT Monday, Razzball faithful! Maybe it’s because this is happening on a Thursday, and my entire vibe has been thrown off, but I have a confession to make. And it’s a doozy. Oh. Oh no. Did your favorite Razzball Starting Pitcher writer really do the unthinkable? Retire from his lengthy career to spend more […]

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Time Off For Addictive Behavior

July 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 148 Comments

by: Grey

Holding hands to eyes, sun blinds me, I turn back and call into the house, “Ma, how long is this break without baseball? Ma?” I realize now that I’m not emerging from my mom’s house. I’m emerging from a bunker. I had been in there longer than I imagined. I pick up a newspaper to […]

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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Justin Makes Them Weeble, Wroble(ski), And Fall Down

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 30 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy weekend in MarmoVille for your Top 100 Starting Pitcher writer. For the record, the photoshopped picture turned out WAY BETTER than the AI version did. And, yes, I’m representing the brand as well. Human interaction for the win! If anyone caught my Saturday morning stand-in for Dan […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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Call Eury TripAdvisor Because He Saw No Hits For Sacramento

July 5, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 185 Comments

by: Grey

Hope everyone had a fun Fourth of July! I spent it as our forefathers would’ve wanted: Driving around with an oversized sombrero screaming, “The British are coming,” while I had Cougs hoist a portable TV out our Celica’s sunroof, that was playing the World Cup match. Though, our forefathers would’ve wanted us to say a […]

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You Dansby Serious?!?

July 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 203 Comments

by: Grey

Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]

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