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Please see our player page for Nick Castellanos to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.

Happy 4th to my American brethren and sistetheren (totally a word)! And what better way to rally the family than with a pocket full of fireworks, hot dogs…and peach emojis? If only there were something that could capture all that is the fantastical and fiery fervor of Cal Raleigh. Is there a series of tiny […]

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It’s always so hard to know if a guy is GREAT uppercase, great lowercase or “Meh, was great but that’s because the Braves suck–Excuse me, I mean, the team he was facing sucked.” Though, the Braves do suck. Hard not to see that going on two years. So, was Merrill Kelly GREAT uppercase, great lowercase […]

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Tanner Houck went 2 1/3 IP, 11 ER, ERA at 9.16, and I don’t care how you “fantasy baseball.” You can “fantasy baseball” by drafting catchers early. You can “fantasy baseball” by taking pitchers early. You can “fantasy baseball” by not wearing pants. I do not care. But if you “fantasy baseball” and did not […]

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Say it three times fast: fantasy baseball best ball / fantasy baseball best ball / fantasy baseball best ball. Thanks! They call that “SEO Optimization” and companies charge an arm and a leg for it. You, fair reader, just saved RazzCorps Industries a solid $7.32 plus tariffs. Consider yourself a member of our exclusive “Technocrat Elite” tier of customer service. What’s that, you ask, your hands filled with incandescent light bulb filaments you dug out of the landfill. Thanks for asking! It means that you are entitled to ask our new AI platform, Gr-A.I., a fantasy baseball question of your choice. If you’re lucky, it won’t even copy from RotoDongs! What’s RotoDongs you ask? Why, that’s for our 21+ tier to find out! 

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