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Blue Jays Go Prospecting At The Olde Imperialist Anthropologist Shoppe

by: Grey

Setting up fifteen VPN redirects so no one can find my exact location. Now that I’m securely camouflaged, I carefully google, “Is Trey Yesavage related to Shelly Miscavige?” Google returns the top search result, “We know where you are Grey, and we’re watching you.” Rips tin foil hat off head and fills out paperwork to […]

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Fantasy Baseball H2H Streamers – Week 23

September 7, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 2 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

I want to take you guys behind the scenes before presenting you with this week’s streamers. My prep for this article is usually printing out next week’s schedule and then finding 5-10 streamers that I like. I always limit that down to a handful of extensive write-ups, but this week is different. My list this […]

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Mets Obey Their Thirst For Rookie Pitchers And Grab A Sproat

September 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 100 Comments

by: Grey

Mets’ conveyor belt of young impressive arms wraps around the world at the Equator, then loops up over South America like two suspenders and the head, Jeremy Hefner, is Canada, and the crotch area is whatever David Peterson’s done the last month and the armpits in New Jersey and Los Angeles (my two homes, aw, […]

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99 Bottles Of Buy On The Wallner

August 29, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 151 Comments

by: Grey

If you blink at Matt Wallner‘s stats, you can see how he could be a perennial 30+ homer guy hitting .250+. Not a hard blink either, but a fast, something-in-your-eye flutter. If you blink super fast, you see ATT. If you blink super, super fast, you see TWA. Lots of old brands. Don’t see Wetzel’s […]

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Mets Slip Some Tong Into Rotation

August 26, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 119 Comments

by: Grey

Have you seen Jonah Tong? He looks like Tim Lincecum had sex with Tim Lincecum, and their baby would be Jonah Tong. Call Jonah Tong: Inceptioncum. ACKSUALLY, if k.d. lang had sex with k.d. lang, then Lincecum and Linceum’s baby and lang and lang’s baby stepped into The Fly teleporter at the same time and, […]

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Guardians Make Concession And Lets Junior Mint Two Homers

August 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 173 Comments

by: Grey

Was seeing how many Zimas I could drink while while on vacation with my mom while telling her it was sparkling seltzer. That was what I was doing when I was 22. On the other hand, Junior Caminero (4-for-5, 4 runs, 3 RBIs) hit a double slam (38, 39) and legs (7), 3rd and 4th […]

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Buy Some Add Time On The Wetherholt Channel

August 8, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 175 Comments

by: Grey

As you might’ve heard on our last podcast, August 15th is the target date for when teams can call up prospects and have just the right amount of service time manipulation. The Goldilocks of service time manipulation. See, prospects cannot exceed 45 days in the majors and be eligible for the Rookie of the Year […]

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O’s Pitching Staff Asked For Raincheck, It Being Schwarber Day And All

August 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 197 Comments

by: Grey

Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]

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Let’s Trident One More Time

July 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 278 Comments

by: Grey

Eugenio Suarez goes back to the Mariners, and you have to imagine it’ll be nice for him to see some familiar faces and sights. Flying into the city again for the first time, Eugenio looks out at the Space Needle, wistfully, he asks, “When did they add that Giant Peach?” It’s gotta be nice for […]

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Bernabel Has A Heart-Warming Debut For Rockies

July 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Warming Bernabel went 1-for-3 and his 1st career homer, as he was called up by the Rockies. Warming called up and an immediate impact? Libs gonna wanna say it’s Climate Change Bernabel. How could Warming Bernabel be anything but hot at the plate? He’s literally Warming Bernabel! That should be what he says in […]

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Outfields In Flux, Injury Returns And Trade Deadline On Tap

July 22, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 15 Comments

by: Disco Stu

Baseball is back, and the trade deadline looms next week. What better time than an edition of “Outfielders in Flux”? Well, after the deadline is probably a better time. But now beats most everything else as we try to get ahead of any moves. Injured guys return, others might get traded, etc. Since we play […]

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This Guy’s Baseball IQ Is A Thousand He’s Such An Eugenius

July 20, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 189 Comments

by: Grey

Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]

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