Before the season, I took my Brandon Woodruff expectations out behind the barn, administered them their Last Rites, then I put them down. Went inside and gathered Ma and Baby Jethro and told them there won’t be anymore Brandon Woodruff expectations around these parts anymore. Baby Jethro cried in my arms and Ma said, “Brandon […]
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Lane Thomas
Please see our player page for Lane Thomas to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
Wearing my white seersucker suit and standing in front of a jury, “I am Matlock. The guy Matlock, not the Kathy Bates reboot. Now, cheating as defined in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary, “To act dishonestly or unfairly, especially in a game. Nowhere does it say ‘Hanging out with Fernando Tatis Sr. is a crime.’ Nowhere does it […]
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Detroit Running On Greene Energy
July 2, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 293 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday was the day of doubleheaders and no one had a bigger doubleheader…Damn it, Darren Aronofsky, all I can think about is Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream! Seriously, he ruined me for not only any mention of doubleheaders but I just hear the word “double” and I start to think I know where […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Yusei I Only K 12 Sawx When I Want To
June 25, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 222 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Yusei Kikuchi went 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 12 Ks, ERA at 2.82. This start had Streamonator losing its mind over it, predicting a start of 6 1/3 IP, 2 ER, 7 baserunners, 8 Ks. Yikes, not even close! Three fewer baserunners! Those two runs ended up unearned! And he had more Ks! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How about Framber Suarez! I mean, how about Ranger Valdez! Ramber Suadez! Frager Valrez! How about them all? Can you not put your hands together and celebrate good pitching without them being aces? You’re such a try-hard with your, “Ooh, I need aces,” and I’m like, “These guys are good enough for you,” all preseason, […]
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SAGNOF: Keaschall Be Back
June 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | 5 Commentsby: The Great Knoche
Welcome back to another edition of stolen base strategy here at Razzball. I took last week off as I do periodically throughout the summer when life gets busy between kids sports, work, and travel things can get hectic. If you read my articles in the pre-season and drafted Jose Caballero, Maikel Garcia, and Byron Buxton […]
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One thing we all learn quickly in Fantasy baseball is Object Permenance…or really lack thereof. Just when we are sure we have a handle on playing time, it changes on a dime, often for no perceptible reason. The Rays always confound us, but oddly enough, they have a predictable lineup for the moment. Lots of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Steve Cohen Rejoices As Nats Bats Make A Star Of David
June 11, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 262 Commentsby: Grey
“Now, taking the stage, at the Pitching Coach Pulitzers for 2025, we have Jeremy Hefner of the New York Metropolitans and ‘Whoever the pitching coach is for the Royals my Google stopped working in early February when they started rolling out their AI product.’ Let’s see who the winner is…Wow, it’s all of us for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Finally Call Up XLVIII
June 9, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 282 Commentsby: Grey
Roman Anthony was called up. [running into a room, screaming, sweating, out of breath, snot flying out of nose, mumbling to self, “Keep cool! Keep cool!” turning to a mirror, “How can I keep freakin’ cool? How?!”] He hit a home run last week that went 497 feet. [starting to lose cool again] Did you […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mariners Seem Young To Get A Cole In As 2B
June 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 379 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners called up Cole Young. Cole world, ah, Cole world. Watch out, here comes my altar ego, B. Fire. Bringing da…FIRE! Cole Cole World Yeah First time, he’s Cole’d up, A 2nd baseman pup, The new Mariners homey, They wanna rosterbate, ironically goodbye, Mastrobouni, Or later, Leo Rivas, If Raleigh sits on your head, you’re […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I See Your True McCullers Shining Through
May 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 284 Commentsby: Grey
“Curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve, curve…” Lance McCullers Jr. continued for the next five hours saying, “Curve,” and when he finally finished, Dr. James Andrews asked, “Is that?” McCullers Jr. thought about it and replied, “Curve, curve, I think that’s it.” Dr. James Andrews nodded his head, taking notes and finally he looked […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What you guys and five girl readers don’t know is I can search all comments for keywords. Or key-Wards as was the case yesterday. I searched “Ward” for the last three weeks, and there was at least 500 comments asking to drop Ward. All coming after, on May 6th, I said Taylor Ward (3-for-4, 5 […]
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