Complete-ly Mis-erable

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Money Talks, Muncy Walks It Off

by: Dan Pants

Aaaaaand we’re back. I know I’m late, but I saw they were doing baseball hitting and throwing in March, and the teams were all heavily segregated by country, which seems kind of wrong, so I thought I might skip this, but also don’t tell anyone, but I didn’t hate it? Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend was there […]

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Don’t Have A Cow When You Can Buy A Steer

June 28, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Cincinnati Reds first baseball slash former top prospect slash hearth throb Spencer Steer took his bull by the horns Friday night and his cow bell rang up three dings dongs starting the fun with this solo shot in the second inning, then again in the fourth, then completed the hat trick with a two run […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: June 2-8

June 1, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Hey, look! A decent batch of two start options! After a couple weeks of pretty unappealing offerings, this week provides some sweet relief. That said, it isn’t without some sour notes of its own. For instance, Nathan Eovaldi was originally lined up for double duty this week, but left his last start early and is […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: May 5-11

May 4, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Two Start Starters | 13 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

This week’s biggest question mark is probably out in Arizona. Corbin Burnes was originally lined up to be a part of this list, but it was announced that a shoulder issue means he will be getting skipped at least one turn through the rotation. Ryne Nelson is being widely speculated as being the man to […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: April 14-20

April 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Two Start Fantasy Starters, Two Start Starters | 15 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

And so it begins. Not the season, as that obviously started a few weeks ago. Rather, uncertainty and a complete lack of clarity is beginning to rear its obnoxious head this week. It started last week, when it appeared as though Dustin May was lined up to make two starts for the Dodgers. That didn’t […]

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Cards & Categories Ep. 85: Opening Day, Release Of Topps Heritage High Number

March 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, All Podcasts, Cards and Categories |

by: Mike Couillard

In our 85th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by sharing their excitement for Opening Day before diving into transactions that are impacting our fantasy teams, including the promotions of Cam Smith and Kristian Campbell. Then we overview the latest and greatest baseball card release from Topps, 2024 Heritage High Number, which hit shelves on March […]

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San Francisco Giants Top 10 Prospects For 2024 Fantasy Baseball

December 13, 2023 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects, Featured | 12 Comments

by: The Itch

1. SS Marco Luciano | 22 | MLB | 2023

Luciano was rushed to the majors despite struggling at most stops along the way, and Farhan Zaidi has said he’ll have a chance to open 2024 as the starting shortstop despite hitting .209 with a 35.9 percent strikeout rate in 18 Triple-A games and .231 with a 37.8 percent strikeout rate in his 14-game September stint. If he does get that job, he’s going to have some rough patches. Like a lot of players who signed just before 2020, he hasn’t really played all that much and retains some hidden topside as he settles in at the highest level.

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