SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 19: Deadline Day Fallout

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 22 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 19 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Answering The RazzMan Distress Call For A Cardinals/Cubs Fireworks Show

July 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Notes | 14 Comments

by: MarmosDad

The first week of July brings a weekend of organized chaos in MarmoVille! After this morning’s back-to-back baseball practices for the Marmo-lets, we’re headed off to Buffalo to catch a night of fireworks and Cosmic Baseball at Sahlen Field tonight. Then, we’re back at it tomorrow with a Weird Al show on Sunday in Niagara […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 14: Latz What I’m Talkin About

July 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 19 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Back from vacation (sadly), and my column got pushed back til Thursday this week, so here we go! SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out […]

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Buy Me A River

May 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 230 Comments

by: Grey

Blake Snell had loose bodies removed, which is basically the end of every party in LA. If you’re not having loose bodies removed, and you’re at an LA party? I’m sorry, you got Carvel serving Fudgie the Whale? Because no self-respecting party in LA has zero loose bodies removed. I remember one party where they […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 7: Cade Smooth

May 12, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 7 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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I’ve Been Brainwashed Buy A Colt

April 17, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 319 Comments

by: Grey

The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 2: Paul Sew-All-Da-Way To The Bank

April 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 28 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 2 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]

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Riding The Griffin To The Top Of Hype Mountain

April 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 46 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Happy weekend, Razzball faithful! No matter how excited you are for the long weekend, I bet I can find someone who was a heck of a lot happier yesterday… Ted is only four years younger than Konnor Griffin — Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) 2026-04-03T16:39:39.317Z Ok, so I’ll admit this was supposed to be a video of Griffin […]

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The Lance Slide Brings Sawx Down

March 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 323 Comments

by: Grey

Lance McCullers Jr. (7 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 9 Ks) was once in a rotation with Scott Kazmir. Actually, that Astros team with Kazmir had Altuve and Correa too. Don’t forget Marisnick. He was there too. How could you forget *nick? Now, in 2026, leading the AL Cy Young conversation is Lance McCullers. Sure, […]

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The xFiles: Trust No One, Except Me

September 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: Maks

If you’re still engaged as a fantasy manager it likely means you’re deep in your league’s playoffs and fighting for your fantasy life right now. Every game, every at bat, every pitch is nerve-racking. You’re refreshing your league page no less than 30 times a night, hoping to find HRs, SBs, and dominant pitching performances […]

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