SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 24: Just-out Martinez?

September 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 24 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 22: A Tanner Darkly

August 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 20: Devin Wontiams

August 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 20 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]

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Twins, Your Uber Ride Is Here

July 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 182 Comments

by: Grey

The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]

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Every Zeroes Has Its Thornton

July 21, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 165 Comments

by: Grey

Click-clacking on a calculator that converts a Mets’ starter ERA into an ERA for a starter on another team, and this calculator is built like an old typewriter for some convoluted reason. Licking finger to smudge out a typo and getting my finger on the ribbon spool and ink all over hands. Manually, sliding the […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime

July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Rangers’ GM Forgets To Tell “My Cauley Callup” About Road Trip

June 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 221 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Cameron Cauley (1-for-3, 2 runs) was called up by the Rangers. This past Sunday Itch just gave you his latest Prospect Stash list and had Cauley as the guy he highlighted. That’s impressive, because I had no idea who Cauley was prior, and Itch predicted it 24 hours prior. It’s a cool parlor trick, […]

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Be A Jon Buy Jovi And Go Down In A Blaze Of Glory

June 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 212 Comments

by: Grey

I don’t listen to Bill Simmons’s podcast and haven’t read anything by him in 20 years, but Reggie Cleveland All-Stars was a top tier, Everest summit contribution to the discourse. For those unfamiliar, the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars are white guys with a Black name. Blaze Alexander is a Reggie Cleveland All-Star. Blazer Alexander? That’s a […]

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Gausman Brings The Gas, Man

March 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Notes | 34 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Whoa! Guess who’s back for some Friday night recap action! Yeppers, it’s your favorite Top 100 Starting Pitchers writer spending the weekend at Razzball HQ punching up a list full of arms, a rundown of hockey games, AND penning our FIRST Friday night recap of the MLB regular season! Could the evil demons from Apple […]

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SAGNOF: Final Spring Notes, 2026

March 24, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 26 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Real-life baseball is almost here! Games will finally matter, and we’ll all have to start remembering to set lineups and fine tune our FAAB bids. May your trail ride true and smooth, pard. All I’ve got for you chuckleheads this week are some notes as Spring Training rides itself into the sunset. […]

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SAGNOF: 2026 RP Rankings

March 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Doing the same thing I did last year, except that I’ve streamlined the format a little bit. Blurbs per player instead of a chunky paragraph. I’ve got a lame neighborhood analogy for my tiers: Household Names (aka The Elite), Next-Door Neighbors (aka The Great), Cool Guys Across The Street (aka The Good), […]

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SAGNOF: Early Bird Closer Specials, 2026 Edition

February 27, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 17 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Alrighty, pards n’ pardettes, this is the time of year where, after I’ve given you a decently comprehensive glance at each bullpen’s fantasy relevance, I segue into who’s ripe for cheap picking on draft day right now. I know some of y’all are already out there drafting away, so this week is […]

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