Shhh… Guess who’s back. Back again. So, I managed to sneak in the back door of Razzball HQ after the regular season finished, and before the security guard padlocked the door. I don’t want to get anyone too excited. But I have some good news. We’ve got ONE MORE Top 100 Starting Pitchers post to […]
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Jordan Montgomery
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Goodbye Draft Obsession, Hello Box Score Compulsion
March 27, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 230 Commentsby: Grey
Enters passcode to lock door and metal bars snap into place. The counter above the door counts down to when the door will automatically reopen, which is six months from now. Cranks rope, lowering dumb waiter with my La Croix Summer Berry seltzer, while sitting in a bean bag that is outfitted in Giancarlo Stanton’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starters for 2025 Fantasy Baseball
February 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 137 Commentsby: Grey
This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2025 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2025 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I’m going to walk into my house of worship (Taco Bell) and get on my knees (into a booth with a chalupa) and ask the Big Man Upstairs to send me a sign on whether or not Triston Casas can be trusted next year. I don’t want an obvious sign (upset stomach after eating said […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 15-22
September 15, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 12 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
After a few weeks of really ugly slates, we are chock-full of goodness this week. At least, that’s how it looks on paper and before GMs, managers, and injuries start ruining everything. Still, we’ll take it! It just seems right to have key playoff matchups decided by the guys that got you here, doesn’t it? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Judge & Soto Ensure Cortes Doesn’t Throw An Empty Nestor
August 21, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 194 Commentsby: Grey
We need to appreciate the greatness that we are witnessing. We cannot let the extraordinary become ordinary. Last night, Juan Soto went 2-for-3, 2 runs, 5 RBIs with his 36th homer. When he hit his homer in the first at-bat, his last eight hits at that point were all homers. If Babe Ruth did that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? India / Friedl Go Bombs awAY On Cards
August 14, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 157 Commentsby: Grey
India’s vibrant, full of life, an explosion of sights and sounds! In India, they dance and sing with big poofy dresses that twirl a lot and hide happy guys with mustaches. In India, they have bathrooms with no toilet and they poop into a ditch. Well, everything I know of India I learned in a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Clevelane Thomardians
July 29, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Commentsby: Grey
Guards have Carlos Carrasco, Jhonkensy Noel and now, after their trade yesterday, Lane Thomas. That means they have a Car-Car, JHONK and Lane! You better get out the way! The Guards are changing lanes! Can I be real for a second? I love how competitive the AL Central is. Guards getting guys, Royals getting guys, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?When I started writing this column, I assumed the thing that would bother me the most was having pitchers not perform according to how I ranked them. As it turns out, yes, it is obnoxious when guys who I expected to be good go out and lay an egg. And yes, I wince at every […]
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This is always an interesting week to evaluate streamers. We have the trade deadline on Tuesday, and that always makes these rotations unpredictable. It feels like we might have a crazy trade deadline, too, because there are dozens of teams that feel like they have a chance. With that in mind, let’s look at the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? He’s Quite The Rooker For Those A’s
July 23, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 246 Commentsby: Grey
This post is called giving flowers. I am at the headquarters for 1-800-Flowers, answering questions like, “Why didn’t I just call them?” and “What do you mean you don’t know our number?” and “If you’re allergic, that’s even more of a reason not to be here, isn’t it?” Questions like that! But you know what, […]
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Ambulance Chasers: Flipping The Bird With Cody Bellinger
July 12, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball | 10 Commentsby: keelinbillue
‘ello Razzballers! We’re almost to the halfway point of the season: the All-Star break. Who is holding everything together with a few pieces of gum and some fishing line through the end of the season (I was going to make a “MacGyver” reference here, but I started having an existential crisis about “MacGyver” being lost […]
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