Remember that one Razzball writer, the guy who said that shallow positions aren’t shallow, they’re just waiting for guys to ascend to their new lofty heights? Genius, that guy is. Especially with Nick Kurtz receiving the call in Oakland. Kurtz is the rarest of modern breeds: a first base bat prospect taken in the first […]
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Jazz Chisholm Jr.
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Kurtz Going To Battle With The Athleticalypse Now
April 21, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 379 Commentsby: Grey
Whaddya say, let’s do a Nick Kurtz post every other day for the rest of the season. For unstints: Random starter pitches well, I write a lede about him, “Yay, Max Meyer, you complete me, not ‘me’ like Renée Zellweger, but ‘me’ as in a 14-strikeout game,” or whoever pitches well, then the next day’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Boston Baked By Rays’ Hellish Bats And Baz Raising Hell
April 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 394 Commentsby: Grey
Tanner Houck went 2 1/3 IP, 11 ER, ERA at 9.16, and I don’t care how you “fantasy baseball.” You can “fantasy baseball” by drafting catchers early. You can “fantasy baseball” by taking pitchers early. You can “fantasy baseball” by not wearing pants. I do not care. But if you “fantasy baseball” and did not […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Jung Has Yankee Announcers Saying “Hoo Lee Cow!”
April 13, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 478 Commentsby: Grey
Singing “Jung Hoo” to Stevie Wonder’s Jungle Fever. I got Jung Hoo fever, She got Jung Hoo fever, We’ve got Jung Hoo fever, we’re in love. She’s gone Korean boy crazy, I’ve gone Korean boy crazy– [the Cancel Police take a batter ram to the door, charge in and drag me away] It’s okay! Stop! […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Judge & Jazz Torpedo D-Backs With Slam & Legs
April 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 195 Commentsby: Grey
The most homers by a Yankee in his first 1,000 games was Babe Ruth, he had 321 homers. Yesterday, Aaron Judge (3-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs) had a slam (5) and legs (1). He now has 999 games and 320 homers. This is a damn good time for a damn. A day-um, even. I’m trying […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Torpedo bats are the talk of MLB as the year begins. Basically, they look like this: Back in my middle Iowa early 20s slow pitch softball heyday (I know, it’s an oddly specific heyday) these bats were used. I loved my team’s since it turned my routine fly outs into legitimate warning track power. The idea […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?“So, that’s how he was good last year!” is what a lot of people will be saying now. I may be one of those people. A lot of people will be asking, “Jurickson Profar, why did you cheat?” And to those people I will be saying, “Did you see how bad he was prior to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Milwaukee Outbrewed By Loggers Who Made Yankees Bats
March 30, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 471 Commentsby: Grey
Inner monologue, “Stop thinking about how you went Elly over Aaron Judge in every fantasy league. It’s not going to do you any good. Though, seriously, every single league? You want to stop thinking about that, but did you ever stop to think in the 1st place?” Dah! So, Aaron Judge (1-for-1, 4 runs, 2 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? RazzSlam Recap: We Got The Jazz, We Got The Jazz
March 24, 2025 | Featured, Our Leagues | 211 Commentsby: Grey
I’m a big fan of the everyman. I consider myself the everyman. I’m every man’s everyman. A pioneer of normcore. Track pants and a blinking light on my car’s dashboard that either means my seatbelt isn’t on or I need oil. That is me. What better way to elevate the Everyman Culture than to take […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I participated in my home league draft recently. It’s not an expert league, or an industry league, or anything like that. It’s just a normal group of people, one of whom is my 71 year old dad who took pitchers with his first 8 picks. Random things happen, but here’s where the corners went by […]
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That’s What I Like: 2025 Brazen Predictions
March 17, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Commentsby: everywhereblair
WAKE UP IT’S BASEBALL O’CLOCK. Maybe. I mean, I don’t know where you live or your time zone or whether you believe in the passage of time. But I know what you do believe in — at least if you’re here and not at RotoDongEmpire.com — is that you believe in hot takes. Your friends made fun of you for believing that hot sauce is the best toothpaste, yet here you are in the year 20 and 5×5 (fantasy baseball’s favorite year) with no cavities and a shiny set of implanted teeth made out of marble quarried from an Egyptian pharaoh’s tomb. Mmmmm, tastes like mummy juice.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last year’s LABR team was: C: Elias Diaz – $1 C: Tyler Stephenson – $1 1B: Christian Walker – $16 2B: Nico Hoerner – $21 SS: Bo Bichette – $22 3B: Luis Rengifo – $1 MI: Oneil Cruz – $12 CI: Josh Naylor – $14 OF: Julio Rodriguez – $42 OF: Aaron Judge – $39 OF: Jackson Chourio – $10 OF: Christopher Morel – $7 OF: Tyler O’Neill – $4 Util: Marcell Ozuna – $1 Bench: Kris Bryant, Pete Crow-Armstrong P: Yoshinobu Yamamoto – $25 P: David Bednar – […]
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