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It was a night for juiced baseballs at Tropicana Field last night…But I suppose someone told the Tampa Bay Rays they weren’t allowed to use them, too. The South-Siders from Chicago rolled into St. Petersburg and rolled through one of our favorite marshmallow tossers, Nick Martinez (6 IP, 6 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 2 […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Can you hear that rustling in the bushes?  Yep. Those bushes. Right over there. If you look closely, you can see the shining, beady eyes of MLB GMs crouched and waiting to pounce on unsuspecting sellers as they shop their pending free agents and “non-bargain-priced” talent. Well, it might be a […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! If there’s one good thing about only having 4 days since our last update, it’s that it didn’t give me much time to piece together a new trade offer to send yet another fan favorite out those MarmosDad Fantasy Baseball saloon doors. But I’ll tell you one thing.  If I rostered […]

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Happy Post All-Star Break Razzballers! Dylan Cease will be the SP1 this upcoming week, coming off a dominant showing in the All-Star game. The nine pitch walk to Freeman was a good battle, but the three punchies to Schwarber, Soto, and Abrams displayed his dominance. Cease currently has a 2.56 ERA with a 1.13 WHIP […]

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Happy NOT Monday, Razzball faithful! Maybe it’s because this is happening on a Thursday, and my entire vibe has been thrown off, but I have a confession to make. And it’s a doozy. Oh. Oh no. Did your favorite Razzball Starting Pitcher writer really do the unthinkable? Retire from his lengthy career to spend more […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a busy weekend in MarmoVille for your Top 100 Starting Pitcher writer.  For the record, the photoshopped picture turned out WAY BETTER than the AI version did. And, yes, I’m representing the brand as well. Human interaction for the win! If anyone caught my Saturday morning stand-in for Dan […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! And a happy first Monday of summer vacation to all the kiddos living north of a certain imaginary line where students attend school until the end of June and don’t go back until the first week of September. Speaking of kids (sick segue), if your patience level or league size is […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! May Day! May Day! This Dust-In!  Ronald McDonald’s prodigal son was sick and tired of his SP75 ranking last week and decided to do something about it! Dustin May – 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 1 walk, 9 Ks, ERA at 3.75, threw an absolute gem of a game last […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s another trip into the musical time machine for today’s lede. There lived a certain man in Tampa long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Tampa chicks, he was such a lovely dear […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful It’s shaping up to be a lovely June afternoon, so let’s get right to it. Jacob Misiorowski’s Saturday start against the Rockies, IN COLORADO, went a little something like this: 7 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 3 BB, 8 Ks. What are we even doing here? I could write 8000 words […]

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