We’re about a month into the season, and now’s the time to make some moves. I have seen some bizarre drops across many of my leagues, and it’s amazing to watch how every waiver wire plays out differently. You might not know this about me, but I play in over 30 leagues. All of those […]
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Jakob Junis
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The Mariners gave Colt Emerson $95 million. Now the first thing you might think is, how long can he stay in the minors if they’re paying him that much? That was the 2nd thing I thought. The first thing I thought was, what is his life like in the minors with that much money? Is […]
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Parker Has Oriole Bats Saying “You’re Making Messick!”
April 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 228 Commentsby: Grey
You know the GIF of Antonio Banderas from Assassins where he’s leaning back, exhaling and loving life? If you don’t know, don’t google it, because it’ll live in your head like mine and pop up every time you have a pleasurable moment. I now live in GIFs. Something good? Antonio nodding in joyous rapture. Something […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 3: Jakob Jun-is The Closer Now
April 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 20 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 3 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I was really happy with how last week’s streamers panned out. It was nice to see some predictable results after a weird opening two weeks, and I feel like I’m finally back in the groove of things. What’s fascinating about streamers at this time of the season is understanding how to properly manage your roster. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I don’t know why, but this week’s waiver wire article is full of W’s. We have guys like Walker, Warren, and Wacha in search of wins for our fantasy teams from the waiver wire. I wonder why weird wonders like that happen across the waiver wire, but who would know? Ok, sorry, I’m done. But […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Don’t Be Scared Off Buy The Wait At The DMV (Damn Mark Vientos)
April 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 445 Commentsby: Grey
On phone, “War Room, hello? How is your vacation going after draft season? You’re in Turks? Wow, very cool! Must be lovely there. I heard their beaches are beautiful. You heard that too, but your travel agent was actually using a shortened nickname for Turkey? Oh, well, I’m sure that’s nice too. You actually thought […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? I Guess Taj Prefers Lakes To Bays
April 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 315 Commentsby: Grey
Somewhere in India, a man builds a shrine the likes of which have never been seen before — 500 rooms, 1,000s of marble columns, 400 acres wide, 80 stories high. It’s tasteful while opulent. It’s to honor his one true love. When his wife comes home, he shows her his masterpiece that he’s built. “Honey, […]
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That’s What I Like: Kyren Paris, Carson Kelly, Jakob Junis
April 14, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Commentsby: everywhereblair
Howdy Razzfolx! We’re moving along through April at a nice clip, and already my beloved Minnesota Twins are (almost) the worst team in baseball. Tough to be worse than the Rockies. But we’re there. But it’s a long season — in fact, 90% of the season is ahead of us. If you’re doing well in fantasy, then good. Keep it up! If you’re doing poorly, then don’t worry. There’s 90% of the season left to go!
Please, blog, may I have some more? Gil Strained Himself In the Lat Place You’d Look
March 3, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 144 Commentsby: Grey
Luis Gil won’t throw for six weeks with a lat strain, so went into the not-too-distant-past in my Wayback Machine to see who else had lat strains and how long those pitchers were out. Found one pitcher with Alfred E. Neuman on it that had a caption, “What, me thirsty?” at a garage sale my […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Did Chris Sale just get another start? Did Spencer Schwellenbach just pick up another start? Who goes on Friday? Who on Sunday? Does any of this matter? Does anything matter? I don’t know, tee bee aitch, but let’s see where we’re at. Braves/Mets series was cancelled and they’re tentatively scheduled for a Monday doubleheader. That […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Immaculate Pepiotion
September 18, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 94 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan Pepiot (6 IP, 1 ER, 2 hits, zero walks, ERA at 3.64) struck out 12 guys yesterday. That’s the lead. The B story? Guess how many pitches he needed. Hint: I am howling. What’s the most he could’ve possibly thrown? 115? Okay, now what’s the least? 75? Guess how man. Bzzt wrongo, Jack! But […]
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