SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 8: Megill They Or Won’t They?

May 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 8 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Waiver Wire Week 9: Half-Full Nelson

May 16, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Streamers, Featured | 5 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

I’ve titled this article Half-Full Nelson because of a pitcher recommendation, but I’m gonna throw out a movie recommendation really quick. Before Ryan Gosling sold out and became Ken Barbie, he was making little gems, with Half Nelson among them. It’s a heavy film, but it’s worth your time simply for his performance. That’s enough […]

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He’s Mr. Ja Misior, Whatever He Touches Melts In His Clutch He’s Too Much

May 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 288 Comments

by: Grey

Jacob Misiorowski (7 IP, 0 ER, 4 hits, zero walks 10 Ks, ERA at 2.12) needs to get through a whole season without losing his command like he did in the 2nd half of last year. Still a lot of time for that to happen. Remember, we all thought he might be the best rookie […]

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Waiver Wire Week 8: Pile Of Schmitt

May 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 14 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

It’s been fun writing these waiver wire articles throughout the season, and I look forward to the next few months. This is the point of the season where some fantasy managers start sleeping at the wheel, which means it’s time for us to feast on the waiver wire. I’ve also seen some bizarre drops of […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 6: Latz What’s Up

May 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 6 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Waiver Wire Week 7: Beauty And The Ballesteros

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, fantasy baseball strategy, Featured | 11 Comments

by: The Real Joey Bart

This is my first season writing these waiver wire articles, and I love it. As someone who plays in dozens of leagues, this helps me just as much as it helps you guys. Deep diving the waiver wire a few days before the next week commences really puts me ahead of the field, and it’s […]

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Week 6 Fantasy Baseball Fact Or Fiction

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: RotoSurgeon

The Injury Gods laugh at us once again. This week almost appeared with an executioner’s mask after Jacob Misiorowski left his start with, thankfully, hamstring tightness. Brandon Woodruff, Casey Mize, Nico Hoerner, Ryan Helsley, Yandy Diaz, and Pete Fairbanks. Luckily, Hoerner and Diaz are not diagnosed with anything long-term…yet. There is SOME good news between […]

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Faithful Mets Fans Rewarded With Good Christian Value

May 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 33 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Great Scott! Christian prayers may have been answered as Mets fans might finally have some hope with rookie starting pitcher slash heartthrob Christian Scott pitching five solid innings of three hit baseball Friday night, allowing just two earned runs and striking out eight Angels. He gave up a home run to Jorge Soler in the […]

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Buying Cortes Is Something Worth Exploring

May 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 341 Comments

by: Grey

‘Member that show Unplugged? I got another show for you, Uncorked. It’s when a near-29-year-old player, who has been in the minors so long that when you open their minor league stats on FanGraphs, you get a pinwheel on your browser and your shizz time’s out. Ten years worth of baseball chops ready to fly! […]

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Mets Overrun By The Cavalliry

April 29, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 241 Comments

by: Grey

I’m only half Jewish — as Henry Hill would say, the good half — but I heard Cade Cavalli went 6 IP, 2 ER, 10 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 3.82, and I started Cade Kvelling. Who is this, do we know his mishpocha? Can we send them some macaroons? Are they allergic to coconut? […]

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Top 100 Starters for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

February 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 100 Comments

by: Grey

This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: September 8-14

September 7, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Just a few weeks of the season to go! If you’re still alive in your head-to-head leagues, congratulations! And, also, with a few exceptions, don’t plan on quantity being your friend this week. If you’re still in contention in your roto leagues, congratulations! And, also, with a few exceptions, don’t plan on find ratio help […]

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