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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]

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In our 133rd episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer cover the latest happenings in MLB impacting fantasy teams before diving into players to invest in for both card collecting and dynasty formats. You can find us on bluesky at @cardscategories.bsky.social, @mcouill7.bsky.social, and @jbrewer17.bsky.social. Email the pod at [email protected]. Links to things discussed in the pod: C.B. Bucknor’s tumultuous first week of […]

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The big stories in prospect world this week are the long-term contracts for Brewers SS Cooper Pratt (8 years, $50.75 million) and Mariners SS Colt Emerson (8 years, $95 million). 

Pratt’s deal involves two club options at 15 million per year. This part is somewhat humorous to me. Pratt will be 29 and 30. Do you think the Brewers will be willing to pay him that money? And if they do exercise that option, what’re the odds he plays that upcoming season in Milwaukee? Not that it matters much right now. And hey, if Grey offers $50 million to lock me in at Razzball for a decade, I hope you won’t worry about my ten-years-later location. It’s strange to me that a team would trade Freddy Peralta to save money and then guarantee a pile of money to a prospect who slugged .348 in 120 Double-A games last year. Granted he was 20 years old, which made him 3.8 years younger than the average age at that level, but it just feels a little strange to see a guy get paid before really performing, particularly by a team that tends to cry poor when articulating their machinations. 

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The robot umps have infiltrated baseball and Grey is in love. The first-ever robot ump-related ejection was everything we wanted. There are several names in the top ten of the Razzball player rater putting up jaw-dropping slash lines through the first week of the fantasy baseball season. Plus, there are a bunch of rookies that […]

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This is a 12-team mixed league auction. Last year’s LABR team was: C: Jonah Heim – $2 C: Hunter Goodman – $1 1B: Vinnie Pasquantino – $11 2B: Luis Rengifo – $5 SS: Gunnar Henderson – $36 3B: Junior Caminero – $16 MI: Ezequiel Tovar – $11 CI: Jazz Chisholm Jr. – $27 OF: Yordan Alvarez – $31 OF: Lawrence Butler – $20 OF: Steven Kwan – $7 OF: TJ Friedl – $1 OF: Parker Meadows – $1 UTIL: Lars Nootbaar – […]

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With The Doors in the mind, this is the end – the end of my countdown of the 2026 Dynasty Baseball Rankings. I started at No. 400, and after weeks of highlighting a number of players, we have reach the end – the final 25!

No need to drone on about how great and awesome these rankings were as everyone has agreed with every player I ranked at every! Consider this a service from me to you! Okay, enough of this lie, here is a quick breakdown of the positions and ages of the players:

SP: 3
SP/DH: 1
1B: 2 | 3B: 2 | SS: 3 | IF: 1
LF: 2 | CF: 3 | RF: 6 | OF: 2
Ages 20-24: 10
Ages 25-29: 12
Ages 30-34: 3

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We’ve officially reached the part of the preseason where optimism runs wild, spreadsheets get obsessive, and every batting practice video looks like a breakout waiting to happen. It’s time to roll out my Top 100 Hitters for the 2026 fantasy baseball season. Over the next four weeks, we’ll move through the list in tiers of 25 at a time. But this isn’t just a name dump or a recycled ranking sheet. This is an assessment of skill trends, underlying indicators, lineup context, park factors, and category scarcity all merged into one beautiful set of rankings. The goal will be to focus on a solid base of hitters while highlighting some of my favorite deviations from draft cost. This Top 100 is built with that lens. Not just who is good. Not just who projects well. But who helps you win based on where they’re being drafted. Let’s build the board — 25 hitters at a time.

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