Phils decided to take their whoops, put them in a can of ass and unleash the whoop ass on the O’s. Leading the charge was Kyle Schwarber (3-for-5, 6 RBIs, and his 39th and 40th homer), who I’d like to take a moment to appreciate because I’ve never done that before. He reminds me of […]
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Eric Lauer
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Let’s start things off a bit spicy this week with some Red Hot Chili Peppers. There’s plenty of material to draw on here, but it’d be tough not to think of this tune when I’m watching a certain Red Sox starting pitcher continue to rack up quality starts. So feel free […]
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I apologize for calling last week’s slate rough. I wish we had last week’s batch back. This week is…well, you’ll see. The trade deadline, as expected, wreaked some havoc with rotation orders, albeit more on the backend than with any top of the line names. As a result, there are a few clubs with fairly […]
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My first article back from the break did a great job with the pitchers, but a disappointing performance from the hitters. That’s naturally the more likely outcome when examining streamers because it’s much easier to predict the arms than the bats. What makes it even easier is that we have some of the worst lineups […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?You know when Josh Naylor rocks the baby rounding the bases? It wasn’t rocking the baby all that time. Nope. This is like an M. Night twist. This is Wee Bey in The Wire GIF in disbelief. This is Keyzer Söze losing the limp. The whole time Naylor was playing charades for you to say […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Post-All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Welcome to the “unofficial” second half of the 2025 Fantasy Baseball season! I hope you all had a restful All-Star Break. It was tough sledding to gather up enough information from a handful of games this past weekend, so you’ll see some of my notes from the daily round-up that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Getting back into the baseball season after the break is like you’re starting to fall behind people in roller derby and some giant lady slingshots you back into the race — swoosh! Brienne of Tarth has boomerang’d your 5′ 7″ and three-quarters of an inch, macho, lady-frame into first place in that roller derby and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy All-Star Break, Razzball faithful! Well, we made it! The All-Star break is here, and it’s a good time to check in on our Top 100 Starting Pitchers to see which ones are performing well enough to be named to their respective All-Star teams. It’s a nice, calm, and relaxing week for everyone, right? Trea […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, we’re past Canada Day, and we’ve managed to survive the July 4th weekend with all of our limbs and digits intact…I hope. Max Scherzer’s injury status is just fine, why do you ask? (More below). But the truth of the matter is that the MLB Injury Monster waits for no […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I hate to toot my own horn, but I crushed last week’s article. Grant Holmes, Edward Cabrera and Eric Lauer all threw gems, while the hitters were nothing to complain about. What’s truly remarkable is that this is the final week before the All-Star break. It feels like the season just started two months ago, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy 4th to my American brethren and sistetheren (totally a word)! And what better way to rally the family than with a pocket full of fireworks, hot dogs…and peach emojis? If only there were something that could capture all that is the fantastical and fiery fervor of Cal Raleigh. Is there a series of tiny […]
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Hey Razzfolx! Hoping y’all have a stellar fourth of July week if you’re stateside. If you’re not stateside, give us grace and forgiveness while we explode fireworks into the sky like it’s 1999. I was actually there in 1999. Nothing like Prince promised us. Mostly it was filled with boy bands and tamagotchis. But hey, maybe you too can chill the heck out for a bit and get ready for the second half of the calendar year. I’ll have a barrel-aged stout for you this week (and there sure are a lot of you!).
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