Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 1.64. Y’all have to be of a certain vintage to get the full scope of this one, but like Kim Carnes once sang, “Who’s This Buddy Davis, Guy?” Well, I found an old graphic of us Canadians up here […]
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Dean Kremer
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I have a bit of a lyrical zap for y’all this afternoon. “It’s been a mystery But still they try to see Why something good can hurt so bad.” Oh, Steve Perry. You don’t know the half of it. It’s been quite the Journey with Bryan Woo over the […]
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Bonjour, Razzcals! Quick Question: Who needs tax season when you can come to Ambulance Chasers to seek pain and view mind-numbing content? We’re barely a month into the season, and the injury ledger is already running as long as the zeroes on my invoice from Uncle Sam when I did a 401k rollover incorrectly. Taking […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Well, last week’s Wachanda Forever was much more of a super-zero jinx than a superhero celebration, so hopefully this week’s lede doesn’t suffer that same fate. But, there has to be good news now, right? The chosen one returns on Tuesday, and this fan of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers is […]
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Ritchie Proclaims He’s “Soy Capitan”
April 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 249 Commentsby: Grey
Patrick Duffy exits the shower and we realize stashing Didier Fuentes for a month on multiple teams only to have him suck was a dream. It never happened. Also, another sign it was a dream is that I was a giant tongue and Giancarlo Stanton was in a whipped-cream bikini. Instead of that nightmare of […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – Wacha-nda Forever
April 20, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 19 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I was all set to run with a lede for a certain Cleveland starting pitcher who flirted with a no-hitter last week, but Cade Smith’s attempt to lock down a clean save left Messick. So, I pivoted to another starting pitcher who has left many of us feeling happy, healthy, and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Twins’ Bats Have Target Practice On Garrett’s Crotchet
April 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 289 Commentsby: Grey
You ever not roster a guy who gets hit super hard and go on a schadenfreude journey around all your fantasy leagues searching for who rosters a certain guy or are you normal? Yesterday, I saw Garrett Crochet went 1 2/3 IP, 10 ER, ERA at 7.58, and I went league hopping. “Ooh, he has […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Well, well, well, if it isn’t the first edition of Ambulance Chasers after Opening Day. *pretends to extinguish a candy cigarette while making a sizzling sound with my mouth* The IL has already been IL’ing. While some of the news this week is a little leaner than the last preseason article, don’t be fooled. As […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Alcantara Gives Chicago A Ride On The L Train
April 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 258 Commentsby: Grey
Way too early for retractions and corrections from the editor. I’m not going to Editor’s Note less than a week in. I’m not Editor’s Noting: You do not have to hand it to player who I didn’t like. I will not be Editor’s Noting: The guy who I said in the preseason sucked, he’s good […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Deep leaguers, rejoice! We’ve arrived at your favorite stop on the Preseason Starting Pitching whirlwind that is the Top 100 Starting Pitchers list tour! Last year, I titled this one “The Next Next 100 Or No Dessert Until You Finish Your Brandon Sproats.” This was where we peeked in on the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 100 Starting Pitchers: Goldilocks Edition
February 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 36 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It’s an updated version of the Top 100 Starting Pitchers for 2026 Fantasy Baseball this week, with fresh ADP adjustments since last week’s grouping of names and numbers. And, because it can’t all be sunshine and rainbows, there is a bit of Goldilocks at play here. It’s nearly impossible to find […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! If you’re a fan of numbers, I have some good news for you. They’re real. And they’re fantastic. In the words of the famous American poet, Carlton Ridenhour… “Here it is. Bam! And you say, ‘God Damn’. This is the dope jam.” Maybe it’s not as dope as you expected, but […]
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