Baseball is back, and the Cookie Shop is once again open for business! Why a cookie shop? Because there needs to be some sort of hook for this column, and I bake a lot of cookies. So, while there is the obvious and straightforward description given for each tier, each is also assigned a type of cookie. […]
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When Reynaldo Goes High, Phillies Go Lopez
August 20, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 200 Commentsby: Grey
Could Reynaldo Lopez (5 IP, 1 ER, 6 baserunners, 10 Ks, ERA at 2.05) actually be in the NL Cy convo? Comatose Braves Fan, “Reynaldo Lopez is in the running for the NL Cy? Plus Fried?! Right?!” Comatose Braves Fan, hold on– “–No! I won’t hold on! Plus, Acuña for MVP! Or is it Albies? […]
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Two Start Cookie Shop: August 19-25
August 18, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 2 Commentsby: Latch-Key Kid
There are a lot of names listed below this week. Unfortunately, a majority of them are either back-end starters, guys who have fallen on hard times recently, guys with ugly matchups, or a combination of the three. Some of the guys in the Oatmeal Cookie tier might have found themselves amongst the Sugar Cookies earlier […]
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July 29, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 330 Commentsby: Grey
Guards have Carlos Carrasco, Jhonkensy Noel and now, after their trade yesterday, Lane Thomas. That means they have a Car-Car, JHONK and Lane! You better get out the way! The Guards are changing lanes! Can I be real for a second? I love how competitive the AL Central is. Guards getting guys, Royals getting guys, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?When I started writing this column, I assumed the thing that would bother me the most was having pitchers not perform according to how I ranked them. As it turns out, yes, it is obnoxious when guys who I expected to be good go out and lay an egg. And yes, I wince at every […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Washington Visitors Fall To Knees Before The Taj Mahal
June 30, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 300 Commentsby: Grey
One of the most common bumper stickers on trucks in India is, “Taj Mahaulin’ Ass,” which is a bit of a country motto, that they don’t look kindly on altering. Raj Gopalaswami-Ramanathan, a South Indian truck driver, famously altered his bumper sticker to Raj Maulin’ Ass, and, one night, he was wrapped in 5-foot wide […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Heston Kjerstad went 2-for-4, as he was re-called up by the O’s to not play. I mean, they didn’t say that, but how does the old saying go: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I’m still blaming you. Fool me five, six, seven times by calling up rookies and never playing […]
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Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Problems With Betts
June 18, 2024 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast |by: B_Don
On this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_Don talk about the injury bombs being dropped on teams. What’s the news on the injury? Who is replacing them? And what leagues are they worth grabbing? We start with the Dodgers who lost Mookie Betts and Yoshinobu Yamamoto, as magically, Bobby Miller is ready to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Mets’ Bats Go To Town On Gray’s Anatomy
June 17, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 255 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Francisco Lindor (4-for-4, 3 runs, 2 RBIs) and Brandon Nimmo (3-for-4, 2 runs, 4 RBIs) with his 8th homer showed one of the most important struggles in human history: Not being able to hit to save one’s life vs. being touched by Grimace. I think we know the truth now. Grimace’s magical touch was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Folks, this week’s selection of two start pitchers is ugly. I’m sure there will be a number of quality performances over the course of the week, but there is precisely one guy I think anyone actually feels excited about getting to use this week. It certainly isn’t a week where you want to be aggressively hitting […]
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