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Didja know Ronny Mauricio‘s full name was Ronny Bobby Ricky And Mauricio? If you know, you know, which is pretty self-explanatory. Hey, Biggie, if you don’t know, you don’t know. Biggie Smalls, Mr. Exposition! If Notorious B.I.G. lived, I’m sure he would’ve had an incredibly long and illustrious career, but also, I don’t know, I’m […]

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Mariners called up Cole Young. Cole world, ah, Cole world. Watch out, here comes my altar ego, B. Fire. Bringing da…FIRE! Cole Cole World Yeah First time, he’s Cole’d up, A 2nd baseman pup, The new Mariners homey, They wanna rosterbate, ironically goodbye, Mastrobouni, Or later, Leo Rivas, If Raleigh sits on your head, you’re […]

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Happy Memorial Day, America-dwellers! If you’re like our good-natured Canadian friend Marmos, you may not know that we ‘Mericuhns celebrate veterans by crushing Coors cans during boat parades. Indeed, plural parades. Sometimes there’s even brewskis in those cans, although in this economy, there’s a non-zero chance we’re just digging them out of the trash of Coachella. Yacht rock at it’s finest! 

Have a great and safe holiday, and here’s my gift to you — some help for your fantasy team! 

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It was really frustrating to see Jose Soriano get blown up as my first streamer of the week, but everything improved after that. In fact, we got gems from Andrew Heaney and Max Meyer, with both players looking like must-roster players for the foreseeable future. TJ Friedl and Andrew Benintendi were also solid streamers from […]

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