Mitchell Parker peter piper’d a pickle pepper of a game yesterday (8 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 4 Ks, ERA at 1.39). Mary Jane smacked her lips on that Parker, in the kisser. But this is when things got weird. I opened Mitchell Parker’s Statcast page and it froze on me. A message […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?
Calvin Faucher
Please see our player page for Calvin Faucher to see projections for today, the next 7 days and rest of season as well as stats and gamelogs designed with the fantasy baseball player in mind.
I Just Carried This Whole Column And My Buy Kurtz
April 18, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 527 Commentsby: Grey
Martha, I hope this letter finds you well. I’m stationed in SacTown. Currently, I’m sweating and having a fight with myself in a mirror when I receive a telegram from a young Harrison Ford. I have to get Kurtz out of the jungle. No, not Vietnam, I said SacTown. That is literally this city’s name. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?
SAGNOF Week 2: Robert Suavez
April 9, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 19 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I don’t drink. Not like I’m an alcoholic, I’m not in AA, making amends for the people who drafted Rougned Odor way too high in 2017. He was very good in 2016, I cannot help that his BABIP plummeted. I did nothing wrong. See? No amends! I mention I don’t drink in a longwinded way […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: 2025 RP Rankings…Sorta
March 1, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 23 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? I figure it’s about that time of year when y’all wanna see my rankings. Thing is, I don’t rightly enjoy them. They’re format-dependent, and they’re apt to change between now and Opening Day for some reason or another (injury, free agent signing, etc.). Plus, we’ve got preseason Player Raters for that sorta […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: Early Bird Closer Specials, 2025 Edition
February 21, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 3 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Pretty quick read for y’all today. I like to do one of these each year: who’s currently being underdrafted for saves in fantasy baseball? Last year I highlighted Ryan Helsley, Pete Fairbanks, Tanner Scott, Jose Leclerc, Alex Lange, Jose Alvarado, Kyle Finnegan, and Robert Suarez. A few of those worked out great; […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Best 2025 Fantasy Baseball Team
February 19, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy, Featured | 65 Commentsby: Grey
The best 2025 fantasy baseball team is the friends we made along the way. Also, the title is hyperbole. What was I gonna say, “The Mostly Kinda Good Fantasy Baseball Team?” You’ll get over your scoffing, you freakin’ scoffer! This is the best 2025 fantasy baseball team that I can put together when drafting from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF: New Faces In New Places, 2025 Edition
February 18, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin, Razzpimples? New season, but same ol’ JKJ, with my vivid-image-evoking greeting to all you Razzballers. I thank you kindly for choosing to spend time with my stream-of-consciousness ramblings on all things bullpens in the world of fantasy baseball. Like clockwork, we enter a new year of baseball where the bullpen world hath been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Wacha Has Minnesota Saying Oh You Bitcha
September 8, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 214 Commentsby: Grey
What is a Wacha? Philosophically. I know what he was on Sunday: Michael Wacha went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.34. I mean, what is a Wacha for fantasy? A reliable older starter in a playoff race? Would you agree with that? Good. Okay, that’s the starter you want for […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Singing incredibly off-tune, “Oh honey, tramps like us! Baby, we were born to run!” Oh, sorry, I didn’t hear you walk in. I put on The Boss when I want clarity. It’s a Jersey thing, you may or may not understand. Born down in a dead man’s town! That’s Anaheim. A dead man’s town. It’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Looks Like Another Perfect Day, Kyle Loves LA
August 7, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 290 Commentsby: Grey
Look at that mountain Look at those trees Look at that Bum over there, man, did that ex-Giants pitcher retire? Trout’s down due to his knees Look at these Schwarbombin’ There ain’t nothing like ’em nowhere Kyle Schwarber‘s 4 hits (we love it) Kyle Schwarber three dongs (we love it) 25th, 26th and 27th homers (we […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Arrighetti K-arbonara
August 4, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 228 Commentsby: Grey
It’s been said before, but one way to get us to appreciate the Olympics more is to insert one normal person in each event so we can see how much better the Olympians are than the Average Joe. The Pommel Horse Guy looked pretty good, but take an Average Joe out of the crowd and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?