Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 224 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 11: Alex Is A Thange Again

June 9, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 15 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 11 is in the books. SAGNOF Bullpen Report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]

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Top 100 Starters for 2026 Fantasy Baseball

February 9, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Featured | 100 Comments

by: Grey

This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball? This is the top 100 starters for 2026 fantasy baseball! Which means. Dot dot dot. This is the end of the 2026 fantasy baseball rankings. I can reclaim my fingers! Wait, I still have to do the top 100 overall and top 500 overall. Hmm, […]

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Giant Swingers Get Pfaadt Shamed But Get Some Late Curtissy Action

September 17, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 65 Comments

by: Grey

“I told you Brandon Pfaadt was a sleeper!” That was when the mob formed outside Grey’s house. Many stamped pitchforks into the ground, a few carried crates of overly ripe tomatoes. The mob’s leader, Razzball Commenter #1, addressed the crowd, “We shouldn’t bother with the tomatoes or pitchforks. It’s too much work. Instead, I’ve printed […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: August 25-31

August 24, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 23 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

This week brings us what may be the largest selection of choices all season. However, that is something of a mixed bag. Considering how solid last week’s group was, that probably shouldn’t be surprising. So while there is a good batch of appealing options, there are a lot that are not so great. Some sound […]

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The xFiles: Late-Season Waiver Wire Gems

August 22, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: Maks

Depending on your league’s settings, you are likely 1-2 weeks away from the fantasy playoffs. Whether you’re fighting for your life or coasting at the top of the standings, odds are you’re already dealing with injuries that challenge your survival. If not, there is a strong likelihood you will be soon. Injuries, after all, are […]

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Click Here If You Want To Seymour

August 14, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 155 Comments

by: Grey

Rays are calling up Bob Seymour. Or Bobby Seymour, if you will. You likely will because Bob is one of those rare names that’s better casual. John or Johnny? I’m going to the John. Frank or Frankie? I gotta be Frank. Bob or Bobby? Bob on these–Sorry, I’m going Bobby. If you’re going by Bob, […]

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Reds Can’t Spell Noelvi Without Love

August 10, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 253 Comments

by: Grey

Trekked to Nepal on Sunday to ask the biggest Buddha I could find for some answers. (Bigger the Buddha, the more insightful. Everyone knows that shizz.) “Buddha, in all your infinite wisdom, how do I resist writing a 2026 fantasy baseball sleeper for Noelvi Marte and keep it about this year? Also, while I have […]

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Stay Clase, San Degenerate

July 28, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 163 Comments

by: Grey

Um, uh-oh. Luis Ortiz https://t.co/AKvRg96R6y pic.twitter.com/Ual0yxr1t0 — Razzball (@Razzball) July 28, 2025 Luis Ortiz out there naming names and unfortunately for Emmanuel Clase you can’t spell names without Emmanuel Clase. So, did Clase look like garbage in April because Draft Kings had a Promo Code, ClaseGarbage? Use it for a free $5 free roll?! Did […]

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Two Start Cookie Shop: July 28-Aug 3

July 27, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers, Two Start Starters | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

We are back! Sorry about the shop being closed up for a week there, but it was an unfortunate necessity. We should be open for business the rest of the way to try and help you attain fantasy fame, glory, and riches. Know who won’t be helping you do that this week? The guys whose […]

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Jur Jur Buys

July 4, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, Featured | 251 Comments

by: Grey

Wearing my white seersucker suit and standing in front of a jury, “I am Matlock. The guy Matlock, not the Kathy Bates reboot. Now, cheating as defined in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary, “To act dishonestly or unfairly, especially in a game. Nowhere does it say ‘Hanging out with Fernando Tatis Sr. is a crime.’ Nowhere does it […]

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SAGNOF Week 13: Dealin’ Lee

June 25, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 6 Comments

by: JKJ

What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Bullpen recap time! Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. The tools are — how do you say? […]

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