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Official baseball starts in a few days, but it’s time to focus on what’s important: insane preseason predictions! Before we dive deep into countless hours rearranging lineups, FAAB bids, and making trade offers in order to win a couple hundred dollars in our friends and family league, which equates to roughly twenty-eight cents per hour, we here at Razzball want to take a moment and document some predictions for the upcoming season. These preseason predictions are a mix of real baseball (MVP, ROY, Cy Young, etc.) and fake baseball (who’s our infatuation; who will return the most value; who will flop). We do this every season, and we haven’t learned any lesson ever, so here it is again! Here is LAST YEAR‘s post if you’re interested. For every correct prediction, there are plenty who thought Oscar Colas and Alek Manoah were going to matter.

Without further ado, here are the Razzball staff picks for the upcoming season along with a few blurbs from the staff on why they made the choices they did. Be sure to let us know your picks down in the comments, put your name on it so we can praise you in October, or look back next year and point and laugh.

Psyche! One further ado, this season’s first Buy/Sell is now available on our Patreon. It will be posted early on the Patreon all year, so sign up for that. Anyway II, the picks:

 

Writer ROY (NL) ROY (AL) Cy Young (NL) Cy Young (AL) MVP (NL) MVP (AL)
Grey Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Freddy Peralta Luis Castillo Shohei Ohtani Juan Soto
Rudy Shota Imanaga Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider George Kirby Fernando Tatis Jr. Kyle Tucker
B_Don Yoshinobu Yamamoto Jackson Holliday Spencer Strider Logan Gilbert Ronald Acuna Jr. Bobby Witt Jr.
BuntSingles Shota Imanaga Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Luis Castillo Ronald Acuna Jr. Bobby Witt Jr.
Butters Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Logan Webb George Kirby Corbin Carroll Bobby Witt Jr.
Coolwhip Yoshinobu Yamamoto Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Shane Bieber Shohei Ohtani Juan Soto
EWB Yoshinobu Yamamoto Evan Carter Spencer Strider Pablo Lopez Corbin Carroll Mike Trout
Jakkers Dylan Crews Jackson Holliday Spencer Strider Corbin Burnes Fernando Tatis Jr. Yordan Alvarez
Hoove Yoshinobu Yamamoto Evan Carter Spencer Strider Corbin Burnes Ronald Acuna Jr. Juan Soto
Jeremy Brewer Yoshinobu Yamamoto Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Shane Bieber Mookie Betts Adley Rutschman
JKJ Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Logan Webb Tarik Skubal Shohei Ohtani Yordan Alvarez
keelinbillue Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Corbin Burnes Shohei Ohtani Kyle Tucker
Kirksey Yoshinobu Yamamoto Evan Carter Spencer Strider George Kirby Mookie Betts Yordan Alvarez
Latch-key Kid Yoshinobu Yamamoto Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Tarik Skubal Mookie Betts Julio Rodriguez
Laura Holt Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Tarik Skubal Ronald Acuna Jr. Julio Rodriguez
Lineup Builder Paul Skenes Evan Carter Spencer Strider Pablo Lopez Matt Olson Aaron Judge
MarmosDad Yoshinobu Yamamoto Evan Carter Spencer Strider Kevin Gausman Mookie Betts Juan Soto
MattTruss Jackson Chourio Colt Keith Spencer Strider Corbin Burnes Shohei Ohtani Juan Soto
Mike Couillard Jackson Merrill Evan Carter Spencer Strider George Kirby Ronald Acuña Jr. Bobby Witt Jr.
Son Yoshinobu Yamamoto Evan Carter Spencer Strider Luis Castillo Ronald Acuña Jr. Julio Rodríguez
Kelder Michael Busch Colt Keith Spencer Strider Corbin Burnes Bryce Harper Juan Soto
The Great Knoche Shota Imanga Colt Keith Logan Webb Pablo Lopez Ronald Acuña Jr. Juan Soto
The Itch Jackson Chourio Wyatt Langford Spencer Strider Corbin Burnes Ronald Acuña Jr. Julio Rodriguez
The Real Joey Bart Yoshinobu Yamamoto Wyatt Langford Tyler Glasnow Corbin Burnes Ronald Acuna Juan Soto

AL Cy Young

Kevin Gausman: “Yep. The hometown bias is working overtime with this one. In my defense, though, it all lines up this time. With the favorite, Gerrit Cole, going down with an injury for an extended period of time, the door is wide open for the AL Cy Young award. I’ve liked Gausman for a long time that dates back to his days in Baltimore, which coincides with how long the Jays had chased Gausman until finally signing him in 2022.  That strikeout splitter helped silence any whispers from the naysayers who thought the move to the AL East would be his downfall. Last Thursday he threw a two inning simulated game with no problems so if he can continue to build up arm strength and avoid starting the year on the IL, he’s a front runner in this race.” – MarmosDad

NL ROY

Michael Busch:  “Why not?  He was the PCL player of the year, has a long runway in Chicago who paid a premium prospect price to obtain his services.  .260 with 25 HR seems reasonable with upside.” – Kelder

 

Writer Sleeper Bust Infatuation Come Back MVFP MVFH
Grey Riley Greene Cole Ragans Oneil Cruz Oneil Cruz Kutter Crawford Oneil Cruz
Rudy Jung Hoo Lee Corbin Burnes Jackson Chourio Walker Buehler Shota Imanaga Anthony Santander
B_Don Colton Cowser Aaron Nola CJ Abrams Salvador Perez Gavin Stone Jazz Chisholm Jr.
BuntSingles Nelson Velazquez Yoshinobu Yamamoto Shota Imanaga Rhys Hoskins Shota Imanaga Nelson Velazquez
Butters Jung Hoo Lee Jazz Chisholm Jr Jung Hoo Lee Cristian Javier MacKenzie Gore Jung Hoo Lee
Coolwhip Aaron Civale Royce Lewis Yoshinobu Yamamoto Tyler O’Neill Shane Bieber Oneil Cruz
EWB JP Sears Byron Buxton Shohei Ohtani Pablo Sandoval Charlie Morton Ketel Marte
Jakkers Zack Gelof Carlos Correa Spencer Steer Oneil Cruz Cole Ragans Jonathan India
Hoove Parker Meadows Tyler Glasnow Oneil Cruz Edwin Diaz Kutter Crawford Logan O’Hoppe
Jeremy Brewer Kerry Carpenter Nico Hoerner Sonny Gray Mitch Haniger Hunter Brown Tommy Pham
JKJ Maikel Garcia Grayson Rodriguez Adley Rutschman Tyler Kinley Tyler Kinley Oneil Cruz
keelinbillue Ricky Tiedemann Tyler Glasnow Oneil Cruz Vinnie Pasquantino Kenta Maeda Vlad Guerrero, Jr.
Kirksey Brayan Bello Tyler Glasnow Jake Burger Oneil Cruz Hunter Brown Jake Burger
Latch-key Kid Tyler Wells Royce Lewis Wyatt Langford Oneil Cruz Bryan Woo Teoscar Hernandez
Laura Holt Jordan Westburg Vladimir Guerrero Tyler Glasnow Edwin Diaz Zach Eflin Xander Bogaerts
Lineup Builder CES CJ Abrams Oneil Cruz Ke’Bryan Hayes Justin Steele Chas McCormick
MarmosDad Josh Naylor Jazz Chisholm Jr. Grayson Rodriguez Oneil Cruz Shota Imanaga Sal Frelick
MattTruss Colt Keith Tyler Glasnow Vaughn Grissom Edwin Diaz Shota Imanaga Jordan Walker
Mike Couillard Leody Taveras Nick Pivetta Ezequiel Tovar Anthony Rizzo Sean Manaea Sean Murphy
Son Jack Suwinski Elly De La Cruz Oneil Cruz Kris Bryant Jakob Junis Seiya Suzuki
Kelder Ryan Mountcastle Elly De La Cruz Triston Casas Anthony Rizzo Justin Steele Vlad Guerrero, Jr.
The Great Knoche Jose Caballero Gunnar Henderson Logan O’Hoppe Rhys Hoskins Kenta Maeda Vinnie Pasquantino
The Itch Henry Davis Blake Snell Jordan Hicks Oneil Cruz Cristopher Sanchez Oneil Cruz
The Real Joey Bart Giancarlo Stanton Adley Rutschman Mike Trout Luis Severino Tyler Glasnow Teoscar Hernandez

Comeback Player

Rhys Hoskins: “After being out with injury in 2023 Hoskins returns as the key in the middle of a Brewers lineup. He’ll have plenty of chances to drive in runs hitting cleanup. In 2022 he finished 48th on the Razzball player rater and as long as he didn’t forget how to hit while out last year he should be retuning well above investment for fantasy and has a great chance to win the comeback player of the year in MLB.” – The Great Knoche

Tyler Kinley (also pick for MVFP): “As the resident bullpen writer, I gotta go with a pen arm. Tyler Kinley didn’t pitch much in 2023, and when he did, he was pretty ding dang terrible. I feel like folks forget 1). how good he was in 2022 and 2). that he’s openly competing for a closing job he’s already won with a nearly-flawless Spring, while counterpart Justin Lawrence has been nearly-flaw…full? Rockies closers are scary, but if Daniel Bard can do it, Tyler Kinley can do it as well.” – JKJ

 

Sleeper

Jung Hoo Lee:  “Am I widely excited to see what he can do in the MLB? Yes absolutely. From a points league standpoint, his game looks like it will be absolute gold. I almost put him as my rookie of the year pick, but that felt like dipping into the well too many times.” – Butters

 

Most Valuable Fantasy Pitcher

Shota Imanaga: “While I won’t go as far as some to say that Imanaga will outperform Yamamoto (yes, even after the bad start in Korea.  It’s early…too early.) I do think Imanaga is in that sweet spot of the draft where you can grab him around pick 200 (though that’s up to around pick 150 now as the hype grows) and get near ace-like numbers for a fraction of the cost.  Value central.” – MattTruss