Appreciate everyone who has taken this multi-month journey with Donkey Teeth and I as we try to figure out exactly what this Patreon podcast will be. We started with interviewing ex-athletes (Lenny Dykstra), filmmakers, comedians, Prospect Itch and just Donkey and I shooting the shizz about what we’re watching on TV during a pandemic. Last week, we brought on friend of Razzball and comedian, Billy Hurley, and I secretly fell in love. I think it was our best show and the format seemed to click. Talk about the news that no one else wants to talk about or, rather, no one else should be talking about because they are ludicrous news stories. It’s the It Only Sounds Like Fake News Newshour!
On this week’s show, we discuss a man that ordered escorts who he wanted to carry brooms, but got ones with machetes. Another story about a 76-year-old aerobics instructor, which was a story we discussed by accident because they just saw my browser history when I was prowling for Cougars.
This 76-year-old gym teacher leads aerobics classes from her apartment’s courtyard in Buenos Aires.
— Bloomberg QuickTake (@QuickTake) May 15, 2020
What a sexpot! Sorry, that should be my inner voice.
Then we discuss how scientists told us they’d be able to recreate dinosaurs in five years. Sadly, it was five years ago when they said it!
— Entrepreneur (@Entrepreneur) June 16, 2015
Finally, a drunk monkey gets what he deserves — time behind bars! Wait, isn’t that a zoo?
— New York Post (@nypost) June 18, 2020
But, honestly, it’s just an excuse to laugh for an hour; hope you can appreciate how much that’s needed right now. Anyway, subscribe to our Patreon podcast (it’s $5 for the month!) to hear the show, and help support Razzball or buy an ad-free membership.