Appreciate everyone who has taken this multi-month journey with Donkey Teeth and I as we try to figure out exactly what this Patreon podcast will be. We started with interviewing ex-athletes (Lenny Dykstra), filmmakers, comedians, Prospect Itch and just Donkey and I shooting the shizz about what we’re watching on TV during a pandemic. Last week, we brought on friend of Razzball and comedian, Billy Hurley, and I secretly fell in love. I think it was our best show and the format seemed to click. Talk about the news that no one else wants to talk about or, rather, no one else should be talking about because they are ludicrous news stories. It’s the It Only Sounds Like Fake News Newshour!

On this week’s show, we discuss a man that ordered escorts who he wanted to carry brooms, but got ones with machetes. Another story about a 76-year-old aerobics instructor, which was a story we discussed by accident because they just saw my browser history when I was prowling for Cougars.

What a sexpot! Sorry, that should be my inner voice.

Then we discuss how scientists told us they’d be able to recreate dinosaurs in five years. Sadly, it was five years ago when they said it!

Finally, a drunk monkey gets what he deserves — time behind bars! Wait, isn’t that a zoo?

But, honestly, it’s just an excuse to laugh for an hour; hope you can appreciate how much that’s needed right now. Anyway, subscribe to our Patreon podcast (it’s $5 for the month!) to hear the show, and help support Razzball or buy an ad-free membership.

 
  1. galica says:
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    Grey!!!

    Nice podcast. I was laughing pretty much the whole way through.

    a. Even though it was really funny, when the pod ended I was so sad because the season’s probably over and even 2021 could be in question!!! [Insert sad emoji.]

    b. Watched the beginning of the Perry Mason 2020 TV series on HBO! Two words, holy crap! It’s good.

    c. MLB quote of the day September 21, 1996

    ‘I don’t have to get a pitch down the middle. If I like the pitch-even if it’s 15 inches off the plate, and that’s the pitch I wanted-I’m swinging.’

    Vladimir Alvino Guerrero, Sr. Guerrero is the guy that confirms you can be a free-swinger at the plate, walk very little but continue to have a high batting average (>.300). He also never struck out 100 times (or more) in a season. HOF in 2018, a member of the 30-30 club (2001 and 2002), he was 1 HR shy in 2002 of 40-40. He also became the 12th player to hit 300 HRs before 30 years old. Guerrero never wore batting gloves, rare in the modern game. When asked, he said that he would help his grandfather bring in the cows barehanded when he was a boy. He also coated his helmet with pine tar and just rubbed up his helmet before going up to bat. The best bad ball hitter ever, he hit one that bounced in the dirt before the plate and then hit his bat in the dirt and still managed to hit the ball. Very good hand-eye coordination.

    Cheers,
    Ante

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Thanks! You like this format?

      A. I think they’re going to agree to 60 games, but that doesn’t mean we get a season due to Covid

      B. Yeah, I liked it too, Rhys is so good in everything he does and I love Tatiana Masilany, even though she wasn’t in 1st episode

      C. Vlad! Love it! Great quote

      • galica says:
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        Grey!!!

        a. Ga!!! 2 in the room! Where’s Frank Grimey when you need him?

        b. No MLB looks like it’s canceled. It’s my hypothesis, if I’m proven wrong then I will be happiest man alive!

        c. By the way, did you know that I have a feminine brain? On BBC dot co UK you can look for sex brain ID and then take their psycho-social test and the results will say if you have a feminine or masculine brain. Totes true.

        d. Ha on Vladi. I didn’t mention that he’s fathered 8 children with 5 women of those that he knows of or who’ve approached him for money. He had an arm though, I ‘member he threw out a runner trying to score from 1st base on a double to deep-right. Vlad threw to the catcher 230 feet (!!!) on the fly (!!!) a strike to the catcher and got the runner with plenty of time to spare.

        Cheers,
        Ante

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          A. Hopefully watching What We Do In The Shadows

          B. Manfred can force a 60-game season — whether it happens due to Covid is out of everyone’s control

          C. Interesting, I prolly do too

          D. There’s more mini impalers on their way?!

  2. Jayfordays says:
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    12 team 5×5 obp keeper league.

    My story for their paddack and hader

    Which side my man

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Story

  3. Adam says:
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    12 team 5×5 obp keeper league

    My story for their paddack and hader

    Which side?

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Answered above

      • Adam says:
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        My bad bud it showed it didn’t go through

        I have 4 batting keepers and can only keep 3, I have story, trout, acuna, and Harper.

        Which would you be trying to shop?

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Hmm…Stroy or Harper are the ones to shop, but I’d want more/better

          • Adam says:
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            Okay brother! Thanks a lot

            • Grey

              Grey says:
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              No problem

  4. The Great Knoche says:
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    Still no baseball….

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Yeah, I know…At some point, they’re just going to say 60 games, and that’s it

      • The Great Knoche says:
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        That’s all they can say at this point, which was likely owners plan all along. If I’m players I don’t give up my right to file a grievance and agree to play the 60 games and throw it back at them.

        • Grey

          Grey says:
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          Yeah, it’s not getting resolved today…Which is what I say hopefully trying to reverse jinx it

  5. Perfect Game says:
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    Standard roto Springer of Yordan in a 50-60 game season. Yordan is OF eligible in my league.

    • Grey

      Grey says:
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      Springer

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