Sometimes your life is tough. They don’t tell you that at first, but then either a wary parent or an honest teacher gives you the straight dope. “The reason things are tough is because life is tough,” they’ll say, either with a slight melancholy or an aggressive bark in their voice. They will tell you that struggling builds character, or resilience, or even chest hair. The ones who bring up chest hair are very stubborn on this point, and are either starring in a Dad Role in a 1950’s greaser movie, or a B-list comedian popping in a party scene in a Netflix teen drama that gives your brain the positive shock of, “Oh, it’s that comedian!” so you can try to forget that this may be the 1,000th episode of television where teenagers navigate the pitfalls of the dreaded “HOUSE PARTY.”