In an alternate universe, one in which the Cuban Missile Crisis was more than a crisis, the local family big-box appliance store would be Montgomery Castro. Launching the next holiday sale, Montgomery Castro introduces the exceeding expectations oven, the humidor microwave and the “Honey, I can’t find my [ground] balls,” fake grass-carpeting for the “dry” […]
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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Starters, Week 4
April 23, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers | 53 Commentsby: Smokey
It’s getting close to that time. That’s right, the BOGO sale at Payless! No, it’s the time when you look at your roster and say “I drafted this guy way too high to just drop him after a month.” That’s how fake baseball rolls, we don’t have the luxury of letting a rookie get his […]
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Sorry Sir, Don’t Like Lance A Lot
April 22, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 369 Commentsby: Grey
The man who looks like the man from Man Vs. Food’s father, Lance Berkman, is on a ginormous Kaiser roll. Speaking of pastry, it’s not a coincidence that Lance Berkman’s initials are LB. When he got to St. Louis, he asked the cabbie where the second arch is and why isn’t it painted gold. […]
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Logan’s Run Reduced To A Limp
April 22, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 134 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
The Marlins outfield is only big enough to handle one prospect as Logan Morrison is hitting the DL on the same night that Mike Stanton finally hits a home run. Morrison projected to be the anti-Stanton with solid AVG and OBP but limited power (10-15 HRs). Yet after 4 early HRs, he was showing the […]
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Baseball Flakes, Anecdotes and Other Oddities
April 21, 2011 | Y to Z | 43 Commentsby: Paulie Allnuts
Going back to the long-lost days of my youth, I have always been captivated by baseball lore and anecdotes. In one of the first books I devoured on the subject listed the players that were found worthy of enshrinement in the Hall of Fame. I was fascinated by this list, reading over and over again […]
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Grey is indisposed and asked if I would take a look see at the comings and goings in fake baseball land. So here I am. Not sure which to focus more on, the comings or the goings, but we’ll see how it goes or comes. The more I watch baseball the more I hate pitchers. […]
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Cleveland Indians, 2010 Minor League Review
April 20, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 16 Commentsby: Stephen
Cleveland Indians 2010 Minor League Review Overall farm rankings via Baseball America (2010) 2010 (3) | 2009 (7) | 2008 (19) | 2007 (10) | 2006 (9) | 2005 (7) | 2004 (6) Record of Major and Minor League Teams MLB: [69 – 93] AL Central AAA: [79 – 65] International League – Columbus AA: […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Eureka! Franklin Finally Gets No R-E-S-P-E-C-T
April 20, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 305 Commentsby: Grey
Ryan Franklin was replaced yesterday, but it came so begrudgingly, La Russa wouldn’t even announce who would replace him. GM Mozeliak held a knife to a squirrel’s neck to try and get La Russa to tell us who would be the closer and still nothing. “There’s only two things in this world I hold dear […]
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Hey, Fantasy Baseball King here. In “Fire and Ice,” I’ll analyze the past 2 weeks’ performances, and using my best combination of statistical analysis, baseball knowledge, charm, and pure crystal ball wizadry provide you with a plan of action for the coming week. Fire – But will they stay hot? Jonny Gomes – Jonny’s set […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Please Lowrie To Introduce Myself
April 19, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 297 Commentsby: Grey
Someone defrost Ted Williams’ head, Jed Lowrie is hitting .516. If Mickey Rooney were playing the part of Dice-K, he’d say Jed is so Lovrie. That’s if we can pull Rooney away from pooping in your neighbor’s chimney. Right now, Lowrie is seasoning up fantasy steaks something delicious, but can this continue? No, of course […]
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From 2004 to 2009, no pitcher that doesn’t wear Jackie Robinson’s 42 has been more rock steady in the closer role than Joe Nathan. After winning 12 games coming out of the Giants bullpen in 2003, Nathan took his talents to the Twin Cities, finding himself immediately in the closer role, where he would reel […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Joe Nathan reclaimed his closer job this year but was missing something, consistently putting his team behind the 8-ball, so the Twins shifted to CAPPS. On March 25th, I said this about the Matt Capps and Taipei Slinko shituation, “Here’s what I see happening. Nathan gets torched and Capps saves a few games while Nathan […]
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