Paul Blackburn has yet to give up a run this season in 19.1 innings. He only has 11 strikeouts, and he’s never been a huge strikeout pitcher. He’s got the stuff to get outs, and he will continue to show that Wednesday afternoon against the St. Louis Cardinals. The Cards have big names on the […]
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Dodgers called up Andy Pages (1-for-4, 1 run) But, for all you Anglo em-effers, it’s Pagés. As in, “I shot an elephant in my Pagés.” “How did the elephant get in your Pagés?” As in, check out my pee-jays — [walks out in feety pajamas that are all pink and have a bunny tail] If […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you get access to RP Projections and the super badass Relievonator Game Log tool, in addition to all the other awesome tools we have to offer. Hittertron and Streamonator, etc. Let’s do it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome to the recap of week three of the Razzball Commenter Leagues. How are your teams making out so far? I have a mixed bag myself. My offenses seem pretty middle of the pack so far, and my pitching ratios are all over the board. Take my Perts League team for instance. There I have […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The first few weeks of a season are fraught with peril. It’s not like other sports in baseball. For football, you have a 100 yard week with 2 TD, yeah, he’s a pickup. In hoops, a guy spikes to 28 minutes and double doubles, get that guy on your team. Baseball, you get 3 HR […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I always used to get flustered around the time when lineups were locked on a Tuesday night because there were so many games to take into account and I felt like I HAD TO stack the random game that went off for 10+ runs. I would tinker with my lineups and I ended up getting […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Grey and B_Don are here for another episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast. There’s a lost intro that was absolutely brilliant, Grey swats his mic, and find out who GREY compares to Bo Bichette this week. The big news of the week is that Jackson Holliday has made his way to Camden Yards. We […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Jonatan Clase (1-for-4, 1 RBI) was called up by the M’s with Canzone hitting the IL. Jonatan’s name cracks me up. Imaging the nurse filling out the birth certificate, “Jonathan with an H?” “Honatan? No. What are we, stupid?” So, Jonatan has lightning-fast speed. He just ran into your room, moved your inkwell and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially half of the way through the MarmosDad version of our Top 100 Starting Pitchers list! And for this week, we’re headed back to the Tanner heap. And similar to our Bibee from last week, this Tanner is most certainly no Bad News Bear. Two weeks ago I ran down […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How’s life? Is it time for your “Hot Fantasy Summer”? You know, when I write that, the SEO algorithm will think this article is on a totally different topic. Instead of beaches and caipirinhas and snorkeling with sea turtles, you’re getting…fantasy baseball! Don’t worry — that turtle was diseased anyway.
We lost the Quadfather this week. Let’s see if we can save your 2024 season, or set up your 2025 season for success:
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy again, folks. We’re a few weeks into the season, and a handful of rankings I made in the preseason, admittedly, look pretty dumb! There are also some folks who I am adamant I’m still right about. So, in the spirit of being taken down a peg or two, I wanted to take an opportunity […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Wanna quote myself for my biggest mention of Colton Cowser (1-for-3 and his 4th homer, hitting .441) this past preseason. I drafted a 15-team mixed league team in November, and took as my 5th outfielder, Colton Cowser
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