The peasant Royals decided to send their big bargaining chip for three chips and a chip to be named later. This comes just days after Dayton Moore said Zack Greinke wasn’t happy and the Royals were going to trade him. This is like Ted Hughes saying Sylvia Plath wasn’t happy so he was going to […]
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So you have the same song stuck in your head while you read this as I have in my head while writing it, let me just say this, “Black and yellow… Black and yellow… Black and yellow…” At least I didn’t say, “I whip my hair back and forth,” because that’s much worse. Or anything […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This post might only be for those in the back of the room who aren’t paying attention to things like BABIP. It’s all right with me. I ain’t mad at cha. In fact, it makes my job easier. Most people are gonna know going into 2011 that Aaron Hill was crazy unlucky last year. Like, […]
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San Diego Padres, 2010 Minor League Review
December 15, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 29 Commentsby: Stephen
San Diego Padres 2010 Minor League Review Overall farm talent ranking via Baseball America (2010): 2010 (20) | 2009 (29) | 2008 (12) | 2007 (29) | 2006 (29) | 2005 (27) | 2004 (25) Record of Each Affiliate: Majors: [90 – 72] NL West AAA: [59 – 85] Pacific Coast League – Portland AA: […]
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Halladay Cole Oswalt Sees Dead Hitters, Lee Sees Dead Presidents
December 14, 2010 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 99 Commentsby: Grey
Cliff Lee not only signed with a team finally, he signed with the team that would give him the most value from the three rumored suitors. (BTW, Rumored Suitors would be an awesome R&B album title. If you’re reading Jodeci, take it, it’s yours.) Carlos Ruiz got a new battery mate and the Philly fans […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?After April 14th, if you take out one start in Fenway and two starts in The House They Built Next To The House That Ruth Built, Brandon Morrow posts a line of 9-4/2.97/1.21/146 in 121 1/3 IP. And if Tom Cruise were taller, he could see the top of Katie Holmes’ head. And if I […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?I take this not-paying-actual-money job way too seriously. If I tell you a guy is a 2011 fantasy baseball sleeper, it could mean anywhere from he’s not even worth drafting in 12 team leagues to he’s a nice name to look in the 10th round of 10 team leagues that could give you 5th round […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Liriano Is A Twinkie So He Shouldn’t Spoil Next Year
December 10, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 93 Commentsby: Grey
For all major league starters named Francisco Liriano and not named Francisco Liriano, he only ranked 37th overall in ERA, behind Anibal Sanchez, Chad Billingsley and The Wandwagon. Liriano only won 14 games, which ranked 25th overall, tied with Jon Garland, Lackey and Brett Myers, amongst other yawnstipating names. So on first glance, you may […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Give Crawford Money To Buy Pirates
December 9, 2010 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 91 Commentsby: Grey
Seriously, it’s cool and all for fans of the Yankees and Red Sox but doesn’t Bud Selig in his infinitesimal wisdom see that maybe something needs to be done to level out the playing field? It’s all so short-sighted, kinda like how he turned a blind eye to steroids. Diamondbacks give away Reynolds so they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Washington Nationals, 2010 Minor League Review
December 8, 2010 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 15 Commentsby: Stephen
Washington Nationals 2010Minor League Review Overall farm ranking via Baseball America (2010) 2010 (21) | 2009 (21) | 2008 (9) | 2007 (30) | 2006 (24) | 2005 (26) | 2004 (30) Record of Major and Minor League Teams MLB: [69 – 93] NL East AAA: [76 – 67] International League – Syracuse AA: [77 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Reynolds To Bring The K To The O’s
December 7, 2010 | 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 94 Commentsby: Grey
Mark Reynolds was traded to the Orioles for two bullpen arms. This hurts simply because I like to watch the Diamondbacks and don’t particularly enjoy watching the O’s. Sorry, Jim Palmer can’t hold a candle to Mark Grace. Reynolds and I had a bit of a love/hate thing the last two years. Loved him prior […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Padres finally put their offense on the offensive. Only here the offensive definition is “causing anger, displeasure or resentment.” Thanks, Merriam-Webster! Adrian Gonzalez gets a small boost in value, if ‘small’ meant ‘could there be a better place for him to play?’ You don’t have to be a rocket scientist who gave up his […]
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