Jorge de la Rosa left the third inning because of elbow soreness. I thought it sounded ominous at the time, but I also thought it might’ve been the older, Hispanic lady riding her bicycle passed my window chanting, “Flores para los muertos.” It turned out it was a combination of both. Jorge’s gonna be sleeping […]
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Once again, congratulations go to the Pesky Pole Dancers (Trippin’ Baseballs), who continue to set the pace. They lead all teams in runs scored, and their lowest score is a 7 for WHIP. That’s a Shame (The Dread Pirate Rides Again) has moved into 2nd thanks to a strong league index. RCL 5 remains the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Corey Hart with 3 homers, 7 RBIs and a pair of sunglasses. Never surrender, Corey Hart! In short, you should grab him if he’s on waivers (80% owned in Yahoo). In shorter, grab him. In shortest, grab. He’s streaky like Bret Boone’s hair in the 90’s and this is obviously the start of a good […]
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An Audacious Account of the Evolution of the Rules of Baseball
May 23, 2011 | Y to Z | 48 Commentsby: Paulie Allnuts
According to baseball mythos, on a spring day in the year 1839, in the bucolic town of Cooperstown, New York, Abner Doubleday, who would later be a hero at the Battle of Gettysburg, sat down and composed the Rules of Baseball. He was said to have designed the diamond, indicated fielder positions, and wrote down […]
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Utley Spreads Some Philadelphia Creamed Knees
May 23, 2011 | Daily Notes | 251 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
Chase Utley will make his first start of the year on Monday in the Phillies’ 47th game of the season. If only the Yanks would lend out Suzyn Waldman for the occasion…Oh my goodness gracious!…Of all the dramatic things I’ve ever seen! For those of you who carried Utley on your DL since Opening Day, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?June 1st is just around the corner. There are many prospects that are just waiting for that deadline for their major league call-up. From Ackley to Moustakas to Rizzo to Belt and Jennings, the fantasy world will clamor at their availability and set grandiose expectations for performance. Remember, ma’ always said rookie-nookie should be ingested […]
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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Starters, Week 8
May 21, 2011 | Two Start Fantasy Starters | 27 Commentsby: Smokey
This week offers some slim and very unattractive pickings for low end two start options. Although I guess we should take anything considering the world was supposed to end today. There seems to be a lot of either already owned pitchers or a lot of guys that you may have dropped two or three times […]
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Hosmer’s Odyssey Might Not Be Epic This Year
May 20, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 297 Commentsby: Grey
As I was sipping from my high-priced stemware that also happens to feature Star Wars characters, I got to thinking about how lucky I was to grab Eric Hosmer in one league. I patted myself on the back and took a dive onto my water bed. As the posturepedic waves crashed over me, I slept. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Padilla See Ya, Guerrier Hello There
May 20, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 127 Commentsby: Grey
Vicente Padilla went to the DL with a forearm strain. Maybe it’s was straining to be a fivearm. Oofa! Who am I, Buddy Hackett? Actually, I am. No, I kid. Or do I?! No, I do, he’s dead. Unless I’m writing this post from beyond the grave! Boo! Know what I like most about Matt […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Razzball Master League Standings Are Up!
May 19, 2011 | Fantasy Razzball League | 11 Commentsby: Rudy Gamble
The Fantasy Razzball Master League Standings went up on Saturday. You can access them here and via the link in the ‘Razzball Commenter Leagues’ section in the left sidebar. Early congrats to the owner of team Bill Bergen c. 1909 (aka commenter ‘Tom’) who has the early lead. Your team must really suck. Although they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Last year, the only type of starts and luck that Charlie Morton had was bad. Despite good stuff and pedestrian ratios (6.7 K/9, 2.9 BB/9), he put up some of the worst stats in recent history. A 7.57 ERA in 79 innings during the year of the pitcher! It was a 54 ERA+ (adjusted for […]
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Andrew Oliver and Jason Kipnis, Scouting the Unknown
May 18, 2011 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 13 Commentsby: Stephen
Andrew Oliver | LHP (SP) | Detroit Tigers | D.o.B: 12/4/87 | 6’3″ | 210 lbs | B/T: L/L | 2nd rd, 2009 | DET #3 ranked prospect per Baseball America 2011 | MiLB Player Page Oliver has faced major league batters in his brief career, although, not with much success. The five starts he […]
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