Did you know they still play baseball on bad teams, and their stats count just as much? Didn’t think so. I wouldn’t blame you for avoiding all things White Sox for this season, or Marlins, or any of the 6 or so teams that have already tanked. That’s why you come here! Here are some […]
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The Royals lost 10-1 to the Yankees last night in a game where both Judge and Stanton went back-to-back. They are also on the verge of losing 4 straight games. The bats have to wake up and what better way to do it against the New York Yankees and Cody Poteet. Poteet’s outings have been […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Miles Mikolas faced off with Paul Skenes, but luckily they kept their faces on. This game was mano a mano. Mustachio a mustachio. A Mikolaskenes. A uniting of hair lips to create one great hair lip that Europeans want to vacation at in August. The fusion of musk. A man-made alloy, Mustachium. It was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Remember to bookmark that Razzball Bullpen Chart, y’all! I update it obsessively. Also, if you’re a sub (you should be a sub…it’s great value), you get access to RP Projections and the super badass Relievonator Game Log tool, in addition to all the other awesome tools we have to offer. Hittertron and Streamonator, etc. Let’s do it […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?How does a bastard, 8th Round Selection And a San Marcos man, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot In Milwaukee by providence impoverished In squalor, grow up to be a speedster and stealer? The $720,000 rookie Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot smarter By being a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?It was a bloodbath out there this week, folks. I had teams with ERAs of epic proportions thanks to Bryan Bello, Freddy Peralta, and Hurston Waldrep, who took time off from the front of the Monopoly box to ruin my ratios. If you managed to avoid these landmines and others, you were likely rewarded by […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Tonight we are faced with the challenge of sifting through 12 games to determine the best DFS lineup. Looking at the context of the slate, I am noticing only a handful of pitchers who stand out as good plays and nearly all cost top dollar. This logically points to a lot of potential for offense […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?On this week’s episode of the Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_Don talk about the recent call ups and what these players might do for your teams. Can Hurston Waldrep and Drew Thorpe help your pitching? What about Adael Amador and Tyler Locklear for your offense? Then, we move on to some of the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Is it me or do you hear a 3-something ERA and you’re like, “Damn, he’s struggling!” The way pitching is now, if you’re not rocking a 2.50 ERA or lower, I want to know why and which mafia gangster is paying you to throw games for DraftKings? Ya know, we’re less than a year away […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! There were many starting pitchers that fantasy managers were “draggin’’” throughout the draft season. (High Fives are optional for that one). With an ADP of 48, Chris Sale was certainly dragged in early Spring. Shota Imanaga at an ADP of 71? Yep. Bigtime drag. Sure there were more than a few […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?What’s up Razzerinos? The fantasy baseball year has passed the Memorial Day holiday and has entered into the next phase: where you start hearing about fantasy football. Myself, I’m oddly excited about football season. It could be because my RetroBowl team is about to claim the Super Bowl, if only I could manage not to throw interceptions under pressure. It could also be because the Minnesota Vikings just gave Justin Jefferson an amount of money that feels like Gerrit Cole levels of payment. Watch your slider, Jet! ENYWHEY. Let me know if you’re also pumped for football draft season down in the comments. For everybody else, let’s check the overlooked players that might help your fantasy team:
Please, blog, may I have some more?Howdy again y’all. After a little hiatus due to some life stuff (moving is a pain!), I’m back again and have a bright, sparkly new set of second baseman rankings. Unlike previous articles, as a little treat to you for the time away, I’m going to take time to write a little blurb about each […]
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