We here at Razzball.com know that picking a fantasy baseball team name is never easy.  You want a funny fantasy baseball team name for 2009, but how crude do you go?   Do you insult everyone or just women and children?   Or maybe you come up a fantasy team name that is some type of (un)imaginative pun like Say It Ain’t Sosa or Put It In The Pujols.

There’s so many words in the English language – how do you pick a few to go together for the perfect fantasy baseball team name?  Great Scott, how!?

Don’t worry, we here at Razzball feel your pain.  So to help you choose a fantasy baseball team name for the 2009 season, we’ve come up with our own Razzball Fantasy Baseball Team Name Generator.  That’s right.  Now you can experience the excitement and whimsy that comes with thinking up a unique name without having to do any of the thinking!

Choose from standard PG categories as ‘Non-Pro Team Cities” and “War Terms” to random quirky categories like “Goofy Adjectives” and “Unimposing Sea Creatures.”  Or just hit ‘Feeling Lucky’ and see what the Razzball Gods come up with – maybe you could find your own ‘Tingly Finger Puppets’ or ‘Bedford Falls Crackers.’

With the click of your mouse, a fantasy baseball team name can be yours!  So act now!  Children under the age of 8 and adults over the age of “old” should probably find someone to help them.  Make sure to leave your best fantasy team name in the comments below.

  1. Doug Ault says:

    Happy New Year Razzballers,

    May your balls find a hole with the bases loaded

  2. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Doug Ault: Happy New Year to you too!

  3. Eric W says:

    Fuentes to the angels so goodbye Jose Arredondo’s fantasy value.
    and for fantasy names i am going to go the easy route and just put a adjective in front of Buchholz

  4. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:

    My favorite so far:
    Corpus Christi Titmouses

    @Eric W: @Grey: What do you all think about the DeRosa trade? As a Cubs fan, I’m torn, because I think that I like the return, but as a fantasy owner with DeRosa on my NL Only Keeper, I’m distraught.

    Also, I think that DeRosa’s value took like a 1-2 round hit in mixed leagues with his move to the AL Central.

  5. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:

    We should also be concerned about what this does to the value of other Indians like Barmes, Cabrera and the rest of the lineup. Probably not much, but I’ll assume that DeRo plays 2nd most of the time.

  6. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:

    My best fantasy team names:

    Rod Beck’s Doublewide
    Mordecai Middle Finger Brown
    Gary and the Gaettis
    Mom, I’m Passed Out at 1060 W. Addison

  7. BigFatHippo says:

    Happy New Year to Razzballers new and old. What you guys gonna do tonight, make like a Cub and watch the balldrop?

  8. big o says:


    Iowaguy 50$$

  9. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: This is fun. I have a new “bored as hell at work and sick of putt putt golf” pasttime.

    My fave so far- Petrified Migrant Workers.

  10. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Eric W: Yup, Arrendondo goes back to only having value for Mr. B’s (look it up in the glossary if you’re not familiar with the term).

    @IowaCubs: I think this is the best thing that could’ve happened to fantasy owners in regards to DeRosa. Now they won’t be overrating him.

    It’ll move Cabrera to shortstop.

    @BigFatHippo: Happy New Year! Petrified Migrant Workers is a great one– ha!

  11. Eric W says:

    “Fargo Ho Trains” jackpot!!!!

    @IowaCubs: derosa will probably move to 3b full time and put up 06 07 numbers have not really heard much on the guys they got in return

  12. Steve says:

    It’s been and gone for me already, but Happy New Year to y’all (not so fast, Albright).

    Hope 2009 brings nothing but good things to you and yours.

  13. Steve says:

    @Grey: OK. 9pm here, midnight there. Knock yourself out.

  14. knighttown says:

    Christ. I’ve been away from Razzball since the season ended (hockey season up here in Canada, you see) and figured I check in and the first thing I see is a Fantasy Baseball Team Generator. Before I clicked it I thought, “there is no way this goes anywhere” but lo-and-behold you have indeed created such a device.

    For now, “Irritible Garden Snakes” is my new team name, but that could change depending on what the FBTG has in mind!

    Fuck this site is funny…50cm (20 inches?) of snow here and I had to open my store so I’ll be able to spend the day getting caught up on the goings on…

    I predict many comments about CC that include:
    -150 million dollars gets you 300,000,000 cheeseburgers on Tuesday at McDonalds
    -Prince Fielder recruiting pre-Subway Jared as a new Teeter-Totter playmate
    -CC bought Iceland

  15. 5150bosox says:

    My all time favorite:
    “It Byrnes when I Peavy”

  16. IowaCubs

    IowaCubs says:

    @Eric W: It’s a fantastic return to the Cubs. If you get a chance, look at fangraphs and check out the guys they got… very solid young pitching prospects. I’ll miss DeRo, but the dude’s 34 and ready to decline.

    @Grey: Peralta is the SS, so I’m assuming they’ll move him to 3B. Hmm… this makes Jhhhhonny 3b eligible! W00t. I’m really concerned with what this is going to do to Jamey Carroll’s fantasy value.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR… I rang it in with sushi and Thomas the Tank Engine with two year olds.

    I’m enjoying watching my Iowa Hawkeyes beat up Steve Spurrier’s SC.

  17. big o says:

    saw your link hook-up over at 911 .

    this is GOOD exposure .

    tell your family and friends to stop reading the police logs .

  18. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: My new favorite:

    Psuedo-Intellectual Homeboys

    Think I might have a replacement for Nuttsakk The Pirate but my team was sooooooo good to me last year.

  19. Repost this in late February. Thank you!

  20. Grey

    Grey says:

    @IowaCubs: There will be a DeRosa post for tomorrow morning.

    @big o: Not sure if I understand what you mean.

    @BigFatHippo: I feel like it’s hard to go wrong with Pseudo-Intellectual anything. It’s just such a good adjective.

    @Schruender: It’ll be in the right side bar under features until April. You’re welcome.

  21. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: Hope you don’t live on Lakeview Terrace btw, that place sucks.

  22. Grey

    Grey says:

    @BigFatHippo: I don’t. Just got back from seeing The Wrestler. Gotta say, was disappointed.

  23. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: Never heard of it, who’s in it? You will enjoy Gran Torino, saw it last night. Eastwood will prolly win another Oscar. He’s fantastic.

  24. Grey

    Grey says:

    @BigFatHippo: That was my favorite movie so far this year and I’m not even that big of an Eastwood fan. I liked that it was smart without being pseudo-intellectual.

    The Wrestler is the Mickey Rourke movie.

  25. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: Ha, pseudo-intellectual is the new buzz word of the day. I’m gonna find a way to use it in conversation with customers tomorrow. “Bridgestone Turanza w Serenity, you don’t have to be a pseudo-intellectual to enjoy the ride. Even dumb people like me appreciate them.”

    RE; Mickey Roarke? Didn’t Kim Basinger screw him to death?

  26. Grey

    Grey says:

    @BigFatHippo: Ha, nice usage.

    You’re thinking of Lisa Bonet.

  27. Steve says:

    @BigFatHippo: That’s what she told me.

  28. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: Nah, it was Kim in 9 1/2 Weeks. Got lots of action out of the blindfold and ice trick in the 80’s.

    @Steve: Who?

  29. Grey

    Grey says:

    @BigFatHippo: Yeah, but Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart.

  30. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: Ahh, forgot about that one. Mickey the legend lives on.

    So I take it he’s BigFatWrestler in the new one?

  31. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: I’m sure I’ll check it out. Not much else to do in the bootheel.

    You still overhung bytheway? Got a hell of a story to tell about the roomie if you wanna hear it.

  32. Bah. The Wrestler was really good. Maybe I just got your expectations inflated…

  33. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: Ha, the pickup artist ain’t got nothing on this guy.

    My kids and I are watching movies till midnight on the couch, rang in the new year, said goodnight and went to sleep. Despite the gunfire.

    Donnie shows up at 4 with a hippie chick he picked up AFTER he did a stripper at his buddies house. So we’re basically 5 hours into the new year and he’s got two notches in his belt already. He’s my hero, just hope my kids aren’t paying attention.

  34. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Rudy Gamble: Yeah, you totally inflated my expectations. Thanks! Go see Marley and Me, it’s life changing.

    @BigFatHippo: Ha, Donnie’s the man. Why do I picture him wearing Drakkar?

  35. BigFatHippo says:

    @Grey: I don’t think Drakkar has anything with Harley emblems on it.

    He’s at his girlfriends house now, 21 hours in, 3 notches. I’m gonna shoot him in the crotch tomorrow outta spite.

    Marley’s dead btw. The dog and the Reggae man. I miss him.

  36. Steve says:

    @BigFatHippo: Kim. But you’ve spoiled it now.

  37. sean says:

    Frenzied Asdrubals.

  38. Scotty says:

    Yeasty Pimp Hands.


  39. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Scotty: Ha! That’s a solid one.

  40. Booj says:

    I’m not sure how far back your “old school slang” spans, but i feel like you guys should include really old, somewhat insulting names for women (i.e. trollop, floozie, hussie, etc) and/or some more appearance-based adjectives (i.e. slackjawed, horse-faced, pimply, etc.)

    The Bucktoothed Trollops is going to be my team name.

  41. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Booj: Ha! The system works so we can add those in right now. Thanks!

  42. Steve says:

    Apoplectic Rotator Cuffs

    Is this what Tim Lincecum has after throwing all those near-complete games last year?

  43. Grey

    Grey says:

    @Booj: Okay, I added them. Now you can get a Belligerent Floozie.

    @Steve: Nice!

  44. Mike says:

    Combined one part “goofy adjective” and one part “word that sounds dirty but isn’t” and you get something that can really only be construed as, well, dirty. “Dangling Wood.”

  45. IndyJP says:

    Beaverton Finger Puppets ….. yes!

  46. Lou says:

    Louie Lou Eyes

    Gotta love it since I’m an old 60s rockin’ roller.

  47. Kenny says:

    My favorite so far: Exploding Uranus Missions

  48. Charley says:

    i got “tingly wood” epic

  49. zk says:

    Yeasty Overboard Seamen

  50. bluedevil says:

    Fevered Anime Porn Enthusiasts…absolutely random and cohesive…epic

  51. matt says:

    just got a favorite Colicky Blowholes

  52. Jason says:

    Vindictive Knobturners

  53. MKEeast says:

    Glue sniffing jelly donuts

  54. Nomar Mr. Nice Guy says:

    Just got “Slack-Jawed Honkeys”
    Its a keeper

  55. jrthomasjr says:

    Best team name generated so far – Bangor Nasal Cavaties

  56. Tony says:

    Vengeful Nocturnal Emissions

  57. c says:

    proselytizing pimp limps.. aww yeahhh..

  58. Jay says:

    Best one i’ve got so far – Faithful Bitch Slaps

    Just take a minute to think about that one

  59. PaulBunyan says:

    Each Hit…be careful how quickly you say it.

  60. Aaron K says:

    Raving Ne’er Do Wells

  61. Tyler M says:

    Emotionally Stunted Test Patients

    The name generator did it. Not me.

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