In Sunday’s introduction to the top 50 relief pitchers for 2021 dynasty baseball, I explored how Rolaids may have played a role in early analytics by assigning point values to relief pitching events in their quest to annually reward each league’s best pitcher.
During these years, Rolaids commercials claimed that their company name spelled relief. Now I know it was just a bit for a commercial, and I appreciate Rolaids bringing shine to an oft-shadowed position (especially to that point in baseball history), but I don’t appreciate—as an English instructor and father of an almost two-year-old human—that a company can build its core marketing strategy around obfuscating the spelling of words. Morphemes matter, y’all. Mastering the English language is heartburn-inducing enough without Rolaids playing fast and loose with phonics.
This reminds me of major league managers playing fast and loose with bullpens while the rest of us scramble to figure out how that team is going to spell relief for the next few weeks.
But scramble we must, and relish the hustle I do, so let’s get to the list.
Rank | Player | Age | Team |
1 | Josh Hader | 26 | MIL |
2 | Roberto Osuna | 25 | HOU |
3 | Jordan Hicks | 23 | STL |
4 | Edwin Diaz | 26 | NYM |
5 | Nick Anderson | 29 | TB |
6 | Aroldis Chapman | 32 | NYY |
7 | Kirby Yates | 33 | SD |
8 | Ken Giles | 29 | TOR |
9 | Hector Neris | 30 | PHI |
10 | Kenley Jansen | 32 | LAD |
11 | Liam Hendriks | 31 | OAK |
12 | Brad Hand | 30 | CLE |
13 | Craig Kimbrel | 31 | CHC |
14 | Jose Leclerc | 26 | TEX |
15 | James Karinchak | 24 | CLE |
16 | Will Smith | 30 | ATL |
17 | Taylor Rogers | 29 | MIN |
18 | Alex Colome | 31 | CHW |
19 | Archie Bradley | 27 | ARI |
20 | Hansel Robles | 29 | LAA |
21 | Raisel Iglesias | 30 | CIN |
22 | Brusdar Graterol | 21 | LAD |
23 | Brandon Workman | 31 | BOS |
24 | Ryan Pressly | 31 | HOU |
25 | Emilio Pagan | 29 | SD |
26 | Andres Munoz | 21 | SD |
27 | Scott Oberg | 30 | COL |
28 | Joe Jimenez | 25 | DET |
29 | Keone Kela | 27 | PIT |
30 | Giovanny Gallegos | 28 | STL |
31 | Alex Vesia | 24 | MIA |
32 | Austin Adams | 29 | SEA |
33 | Reyes Moronta | 27 | SF |
34 | Seth Lugo | 30 | NYM |
35 | Michael Lorenzen | 28 | CIN |
36 | Nick Burdi | 27 | PIT |
37 | Corey Knebel | 28 | MIL |
38 | Emmanuel Clase | 21 | CLE |
39 | Drew Pomeranz | 31 | SD |
40 | Daniel Hudson | 33 | WAS |
41 | Joely Rodriguez | 28 | TEX |
42 | Colin Poche | 26 | TB |
43 | Blake Treinen | 31 | OAK |
44 | Kevin Ginkel | 26 | ARI |
45 | Kyle Crick | 27 | PIT |
46 | Hunter Harvey | 25 | BAL |
47 | Luke Jackson | 28 | ATL |
48 | Keynan Middleton | 26 | LAA |
49 | Aaron Bummer | 26 | CHW |
50 | Bryan Abreu | 23 | HOU |
51 | Mychal Givens | 30 | BAL |
52 | DeMarcus Evans | 23 | TEX |
53 | Rowan Wick | 27 | CHC |
54 | Cody Stashak | 25 | MIN |
55 | Adam Ottovino | 34 | NYY |
56 | Shane Greene | 31 | ATL |
57 | Zack Burdi | 25 | CHW |
58 | Ian Kennedy | 35 | KC |
59 | Jose Alvarado | 25 | TB |
60 | Sean Doolittle | 33 | WAS |
61 | Tyler Rogers | 29 | SF |
62 | Scott Barlow | 27 | KC |
63 | Wade Davis | 34 | COL |
64 | Mark Melancon | 35 | ATL |
65 | Amir Garrett | 28 | CIN |
66 | Seranthony Dominguez | 25 | PHI |
67 | Rafael Montero | 29 | TEX |
68 | Zack Britton | 32 | NYY |
69 | Jose Castillo | 24 | SD |
70 | Ryne Stanek | 28 | MIA |
71 | Art Warren | 27 | SEA |
72 | Sam Delaplane | 25 | SEA |
73 | Diego Castillo | 26 | TB |
74 | David Robertson | 35 | PHI |
75 | John Gant | 27 | STL |
76 | Nick Wittgren | 28 | CLE |
77 | Ryan Helsley | 25 | STL |
78 | Tyler Zuber | 24 | KC |
79 | Ty Buttrey | 27 | LAA |
80 | Michel Baez | 24 | SD |
81 | Isaac Mattson | 24 | BAL |
82 | Joey Gerber | 23 | SEA |
83 | Dany Jimenez | 26 | SF |
84 | Arodys Vizcaino | 29 | SEA |
85 | Sergio Romo | 37 | MIN |
86 | Pedro Strop | 34 | CIN |
87 | Brandon Kintzler | 35 | MIA |
88 | Connor Brogdon | 25 | PHI |
89 | Junior Fernandez | 23 | STL |
90 | Kelvim Herrera | 30 | CHW |
91 | John Brebbia | 30 | STL |
92 | Matt Magill | 30 | SEA |
93 | Jeurys Familia | 30 | NYM |
94 | Trey Wingenter | 26 | SD |
95 | Kyle Nelson | 23 | CLE |
96 | James Norwood | 26 | CHC |
97 | Joel Kuhnel | 25 | CIN |
98 | Trevor Rosenthal | 30 | KC |
99 | Greg Holland | 34 | KC |
100 | Joe Kelly | 31 | LAD |
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