Happy TUESDAY, Razzball faithful! It feels like an eternity since we last shared the screen. But now that it’s been a whopping EIGHT days since the regular season wrapped up, it’s time to take a moment to review the magic and mystery that was 2026’s Top 100 Starting Pitchers. What did we learn this season […]
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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout
September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Commentsby: Dan Pants
Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]
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SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 22: A Tanner Darkly
August 25, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 8 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 22 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 21: Kings Of Queens
August 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 12 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 21 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 20: Devin Wontiams
August 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 21 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 20 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 18: Jordan No, Man, No!
July 28, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 4 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 18 is in the books. Bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?New York Yankees starting pitcher slash Ace slash heartthrob Cam Schlittler faced off against the Phillies led by Ace Jesus Luzardo Friday night and put together what was likely his most dominant outing of the year, going seven and a third innings, allowing just three hits and striking out twelve Phillies for his tenth win […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 16: Halftime
July 14, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 10 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Week 16 is in the books. SAGNOF bullpen report time! Don’t forget to keep that there Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been totally revamped into this awesome, dynamically-updated masterpiece! The calendar view of usage patterns is just pure gold. Subscribers: Check out the Autopen for today/tomorrow projections (vulture SVHD, anyone?), which also has the same look […]
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Top 100 for the 2nd Half of 2026 Fantasy Baseball
July 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 238 Commentsby: Grey
Before we get into the top 100 for the 2nd half of 2026 fantasy baseball, let’s just be glad our 18-year-old selves can’t see us now, we’d get beat up! But our twelve-year-old selves would think we’re the coolest! So, as with all of the other 2026 fantasy baseball rankings, slop this up with a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?First off, you gotta see Kade Anderson and the Watchmen’s Millennium Clock sitting on his shoulders: That’s not a neck, that’s a flagpole. Every morning they send his head up to the top. Lilliputians free solo Kade’s neck like it’s El Capitan. Kade Anderson, are you wearing your Beaker Halloween costume already? So, it’s not just […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? SAGNOF Bullpen Report Week 15: Well Well Wells
July 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 7 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples? Since my last article was but a few days ago, I’m going to keep this one short and sweet. Just make it a weekend edition with the biggest news from Friday, Saturday, and Sunday (since I’m writing on Monday, today’s games will get looped into next week’s article). Don’t forget to keep […]
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