by: Son
I used to love GI Joe. I watched every episode of the cartoon and had many of the toys and figurines. Oh, the innocence of youth. I watched an old episode for s***s and giggles recently. Man, what a terrible show. I am embarrassed for young Son, but that is life. We must experience crap […]
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Last names trip me out. Some were given for an occupation back in the day. So, a blacksmith was named Blacksmith. But he would have had to been the first blacksmith, no? What if his son wanted to be a farmer? Talk about putting one’s family into a box. What about Beaver? Did someone in […]
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Sequels often suck and end up disappointing. But why? Maybe all the creative energy used to create the OG left nothing for future endeavors. Many could just be money grabs to mine the popularity of the first. Heightened expectations may not satisfy no matter how good it is. Whatever the reason, we have become cynical […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There was a time when I’d watch ESPN Sportscenter all day, all night, even though segments would repeat over and over and over and over again. Was it the highlights? The amazing announcers they had back in the day? The commercials? Definitely a combination of all three but the commericals were top notch. C’mon! How […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?When thinking about Razzball, I immediately fall to my knees, throw both arms out to the side, and tilt my head back ever so slightly in order to take in the rays shooting out from the whiskers of the one, the only Grey Albright. I have no doubt that he employs Sal Goodman for all […]
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This Son is the dog at Razzball. Not the glamorous dog that saunters around at dog shows or gets to be in commercials. Nope, this dog dumpster dives. And Razzball is the perfect place because Grey is a lover of dogs. Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yah. Laura Holt is the deep league specialist. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Life is filled with so many certainties: death, taxes, and Grey dreaming about Adalberto Mondesi. Life is also so unpredictable. We like to box it in like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but we are neither a phone booth nor Moses Malone, so life finds a way to keep us on our toes. While […]
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I have many fond memories of playing Little League. I made an All-Star team and played in Dodgers Stadium against a team from China. Or Taiwan. I forget. Looking back on it, I did lead the league in Little League home runs (bunt, overthrow at first, run to second, make my way to third, overthrow […]
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I bought a new house about a year ago. It was a fixer and needed tons of work. We hired a guy to do the big stuff while the wifey and I DIY’d/Mickey Mouse’d the rest. While we became proficient after many reps, yelling and sweating, the difference in skill between us and the hired gun was Grand Canyon-esque. As it should be. Now, my wife’s dad worked in construction for decades, and he flew out to lend a hand. I took some video of his skill:
A true professional he is. And vastly underrated. As is Kerry Carpenter of the Detroit Tigers. If you need power, this Carpenter can help you build upon the foundation that you’ve manufactured up to date.
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Hollywood has always loved the story of the ugly duckling blossoming into a swam – Mean Girls, The Princess Diaries, Miss Congeniality, Clueless and She’s All That. And why not, because we are all suckers for it. Personally, I like to think that I’ve grown into something suave over the years. *Looks around* Sees that I’m writing fantasy nerd stuff from my mom’s basement. *Sobs* Yes, I’m the sucker. For fantasy sports, we all know who the sexy mofos are. Every once in a while, though, a player gets hot, makes a change to the approach, and becomes very enticing. I remember this girl in high school, who wasn’t anything special, but then I saw her wearing a dress and all done up, and she looked mighty fine. It was that girl who I thought of when I dug into J.P. Crawford of the Seattle Mariners. Is Crawford actually hot or is it just the makeup? Let’s dig in.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Razzball is Grey and Grey is Razzball. We all come for the puns because, well, they are tons of fun. And Grey is the freaking master. The mixture of the cackle and mustache is like combining apple cider vinegar with honey. The daily boba intake is quite impressive. So much so that I’m thinking of opening a boba stand right in front of his house. Grey ain’t one of those posers who is all show and no go. There’s real shit under the hood. SAGNOF. Enough said. He definitely has a type as well, and I’m not talking about his Asian fetish. I think the below song should be the new Razzball theme:
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A talisman is an object thought to have magical powers, that bring good luck, and provide strength, comfort, and meaning to those who wear them. Last season, the Chicago Cubs finished 74-88, 19 games out of first place in the NL Central. So far this season, they are 58-55, only 2.5 games out of first place. Mike Tauchman was in Korea last season. Now he’s batting leadoff for Chicago, and his play has kept Seiya Suzuki out of the lineup the last few days. I don’t believe in coincidences! I kid, as there are many factors as to why the Cubs are much improved this season, but Tauchman has been a stabilizing force at the top of the lineup for a Cubs team that is fifth in runs scored and eighth in OPS. Let’s dig in.
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