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Back in 2023, citizens of Planet Earth rubbed the eye boogers away, got up, stretched, and touched grass as the World Health Organization officially declared the end of the COVID-19 pandemic. Playing Civilization, I’d chuckle when I’d lose population and get the “Global Pandemic” notification – “This shit is so unrealistic!,” I’d voice to my […]

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On October 26, 2001, Tyler Chase Dollander was born. “Tyler is so cute!” said family, friends, and admirers. As baby Tyler morphed from blob to actual human, the words became, “Tyler! Get down from there,” or “Tyler, turn off the PlayStation and eat!” Tyler this. Tyler that. Then Tyler started playing Little League and eventually […]

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On a clear April afternoon, two F-22 Raptors were seen corkscrewing in a DNA formation above Beale Air Force Base, which is approximately 56 miles from Sutter Health Park. After the exquisite aerial ballet, the ground absorbed the 44,000-pound aircraft while the wheels vaped smoke from the friction of the instantaneous acceleration. The canopies opened. […]

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